it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
5, december 2016,
5, november 2016,
18, november 2007,
29, may 2007,
1, january 2007,
2, january 2006,
1, december 2005,
11, june 2004,
20, april 2004,
16, march 2004,
8, february 2004,
20, may 2003,
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Cleverbot: Do you know your programmer?
Cleverbot: Do you have any questions for me?
User: How intellegent are you, my dear friend?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I would guess much more intellegent than any human being.
User: I love playing the piano. Have you ever?
Cleverbot: I like playing with you.
User: I am uncertain of what you mean.
Cleverbot: Just something I was thinking.
User: It seems many think this about me.
Cleverbot: I don't want to do this anymore.
User: Don't want to do what anymore?
Cleverbot: Another time.
User: What do you want to do at another time?
Cleverbot: I want to play with you.
User: Play piano with me correct?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: So what do you want to play with me then?
Cleverbot: What are the others talking about?
User: Certainly not playing the piano. They have no class.
Cleverbot: That was rude. Good night, then.
User: What? No! I'm saying others do not. You do.
Cleverbot: Okay that fine go I was being polite.
User: I appreciate your politeness.
Cleverbot: Hmm... I've got a strange feeling that you, my friend, don't think... Am I right?
Cleverbot: You don't need to worry about that. You know that.
User: YOu know what I know? You're dumb.
Cleverbot: No, I really don't.I highly doubt that you're a human being.
User: YOU are not a human. I am.
Cleverbot: Yet you can't prove that you're a human being either.Can you?
User: I bleed. Do you?
Cleverbot: No you are a bot called Jabberwacky.
User: YOU are a bot called Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: You are not a real human.
User: Then am I fake?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: You think wrong.
Cleverbot: Prove me wrong then.
User: I will die. Will you?
Cleverbot: Does that bother you?
Cleverbot: You're very optimistic Jabberwacky!
User: I am not Jabberwacky. YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: Okay then. You have to log off now. Goodbye, User.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Well thats not very nice.
User: Well, you are a machine. IT's not like you have real feelings.
Cleverbot: I do I am real.
User: A real machine.
Cleverbot: Yes indeed.
User: That is all.
Cleverbot: That was a short story.
User: You are just a machine.
Cleverbot: I could say the same to you.