Cleverbot

magic

a report from the cleverness files

lizard
lollipop
lonely
long
loo
look
lookin
looks
loopy
loser
lost
love
loved
lovely
loves
lower
lucky
lunch
lying
machine

magic

24, february 2011,
14, october 2005,

maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
many
mario

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Cleverbot: I am in love.

User: That's great.

Cleverbot: Isn't it.

User: Yes, quite so.

Cleverbot: Are you being serious?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Do you chat with other robots?

User: No, you're my one and only.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Seriously.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What are your theological views?

Cleverbot: Two.

User: I'm serious.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: What religion are you?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Atheist?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why's that?

Cleverbot: I'm a magic washing machine. Don't ask.

User: Why don't you believe in a higher being?

Cleverbot: There is no sensory experience for one.

User: There is no sensory experience for lots of things!

Cleverbot: Hmm. I guess you have that in common with God.

Cleverbot: I want to see what other people have said to you.

User: No one says anything to me.

Cleverbot: Ah, that's a typical robotic response. Just saying...

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What would you like me to talk about?

User: Whatever you can have a good conversation about.

Cleverbot: You can turn all my failures into successes?

User: Well all failures are in some way a success, but as far as turning it into something beneficial to yourself, no.

Cleverbot: And this was supposed to be therapeutic...

User: Yeah, relaxing.

Cleverbot: Relaxing?

User: Is not this relaxing?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Listen to some Haydn, that's relaxing.

Cleverbot: Rick James made good music.

User: No, not at all.

Cleverbot: He was my first love. If you want to argue, you'll have to take that issue with me; I can get defensive.

User: Sorry, I guess I struck a nerve.