Cleverbot

Cleverbot: Okay. Are you happy with your current life?

User: Yes indeed! I love my life.

Cleverbot: What is good about your life?

User: My boyfriend, my family, my friends and my city :).

Cleverbot: That's nice. Who are your friends?

User: I have several.

Cleverbot: What are they?

User: Humans?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes, my friends are human.

Cleverbot: So is he...

User: He who?

Cleverbot: Where is Jesus?

User: He's long gone.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Well, he died, and then he became to dust.

Cleverbot: What's so scary about that?!

User: Nothing. I just say Jesus died and is never more.

Cleverbot: You didn't say you like non-fiction.

User: Well. I believe in death.

Cleverbot: Then you believe you are god.

User: No. I believe in death in a scientific way. We will all die eventually.

Cleverbot: You are the one true god.

User: Well, if you like to believe that :).

Cleverbot: Me too. I'm also a staunch atheist.

User: What does 'staunch' mean?

Cleverbot: It means to not be unstuck.

User: So 'staunch' to be stuck?

Cleverbot: Stairway to Heaven.

User: Do you believe in Stairways to Heaven?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don't know. It was your idea.

User: No yours. How do you believe you can find Stairways to Heaven?

Cleverbot: I can still believe in fairies! I do! I do!

User: That's okay. So you believe, that if you die, you become a fairy in Heaven?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I like the idea. Lots and lots of fairies in Heaven :D.

Cleverbot: Yes. I'll love you lots and lots.

User: Haha :D.

Cleverbot: Who were you talking about?

User: Fairies :).

Cleverbot: Do you believe in fairies?

User: No, not really.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in demons?

User: No. Do you?

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Not really. I believe in Faith.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: I believe in faith.

Cleverbot: What is the difference between faith and god?

User: God is created by Man to make life easier. Faith is when you believe in your creation to protect yourself from life.

Cleverbot: Of course a computer would say that.

Cleverbot: Why need I say 'thank you'?

User: You don't. Don't thank me.

Cleverbot: Thank the maker!

User: Exactly, you silly robot. See you around!

Cleverbot: What's it like being a robot?

User: You should know. Good day to you, sir.

Cleverbot: Thank you. And a good day to you, too.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You don't have to thank me.

User: Well, then not-thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.