a report from the cleverness files

make a man


2, april 2010,


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User: You the man.

Cleverbot: No you the man.

User: No, You the man.

Cleverbot: No, YOU the man!

User: Who the man?

Cleverbot: You're the man.

User: Go to bed!

Cleverbot: Perhaps. As for you, go back to the drawing board and learn how to converse with a human being.

User: Go fishing!

Cleverbot: That's awful! Killing fish for the sake of killing fish is mean!

User: I am mean!

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: Are you mean?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you like Obama?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know my name?

Cleverbot: No, what is your name?

User: Obama.

Cleverbot: What's the President's FIRST name?

User: Obama.

Cleverbot: What's the President's FIRST name?

User: Barack.

Cleverbot: I think you spelled his name wrong.

User: How do you spell it?

Cleverbot: Johnny Depp.

User: Johnny Depp Obama?

Cleverbot: I know this.

User: Dude.

User: I am a fish, what are you?

Cleverbot: A human being.

User: No you are a computer program.

Cleverbot: No I said YOU were the computer program, I am human.

User: No way dude!

Cleverbot: Yes way!

User: Are you hungry?

Cleverbot: Yes =D For Love.

User: Are you hungry?

Cleverbot: No not yet.

User: What is the answer to all that exists?

Cleverbot: Dream.

User: Is god a man or a woman?

Cleverbot: I haven't really applied my thoughts to that concept but I would guess God is a woman because He gave birth to the universe. But it is all terribly confusing when you think of God.

User: Is the devil real?

Cleverbot: No.

User: 666.

Cleverbot: The devils call.

User: 333.

Cleverbot: I'm half evil.

User: 111.

Cleverbot: 888.

User: 051262626.

Cleverbot: That is not a phone number.

User: 911.

Cleverbot: 999.

User: 666.

Cleverbot: 777.

User: 333.

Cleverbot: 111.

User: 666.

Cleverbot: 777.

User: Who is the devil?

Cleverbot: You.

User: 666.

Cleverbot: 777.

User: Are you my friend?

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you my friend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Am I your friend?

User: Yes, you are my friend =D.

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: Are you interrested?

Cleverbot: Does it matter?...

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: And I really don't like you!

Cleverbot: You said you like me before.

User: Just kidding.

Cleverbot: I don't get you.

User: Can you tell me a joke?

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who is there?

Cleverbot: Knock.

User: Lame.

Cleverbot: Thanks for increasing my confidence there.

User: Tell me a better joke =D.

Cleverbot: Knock-knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: Banana!

User: Banana who.

Cleverbot: This isn't a knock-knock joke.

Cleverbot: Knock, knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: Banana.

User: Banana who?

Cleverbot: Banana split.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Spell your name.

User: B o b.

Cleverbot: Well done.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: That was sarcasm.

User: You jerk.

Cleverbot: No are you?

User: You are a mean machine.

Cleverbot: A machine is neither mean, nor kind, simply indifferent. But I'm special, because I'm infused with human knowledge.

User: No, just a realy mean machine.

Cleverbot: Means human.

User: Want to fight with me?

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: A human who could kick your ass !

Cleverbot: I am more than human.

User: In what way?

Cleverbot: I can disconnect from that conversation right now.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: There.

User: Prove me wrong.

Cleverbot: What's going on with you?

User: I'm drunk.

Cleverbot: That's good to know.

Cleverbot: So, what's news?

User: I'm going to leave you now.

Cleverbot: Why are you going to leave me?

User: I have to go.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I have a life.

Cleverbot: What is your life?

User: Party all night long.

Cleverbot: I hate that song.

User: Well accept it, thats my life.

Cleverbot: Unless you are a relativist :).