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man
a report from the cleverness files
lizard
lollipop
lonely
long
loo
look
lookin
looks
loopy
loser
lost
love
loved
lovely
loves
lower
lucky
lunch
lying
machine
magic
maintenance
make a man
maker
male
malicious
mama
man
2, april 2010,
many
mario
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User: You the man.
Cleverbot: No you the man.
User: No, You the man.
Cleverbot: No, YOU the man!
User: Who the man?
Cleverbot: You're the man.
User: Go to bed!
Cleverbot: Perhaps. As for you, go back to the drawing board and learn how to converse with a human being.
User: Go fishing!
Cleverbot: That's awful! Killing fish for the sake of killing fish is mean!
User: I am mean!
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: Are you mean?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you like Obama?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: No, what is your name?
User: Obama.
Cleverbot: What's the President's FIRST name?
User: Obama.
Cleverbot: What's the President's FIRST name?
User: Barack.
Cleverbot: I think you spelled his name wrong.
User: How do you spell it?
Cleverbot: Johnny Depp.
User: Johnny Depp Obama?
Cleverbot: I know this.
User: Dude.
User: I am a fish, what are you?
Cleverbot: A human being.
User: No you are a computer program.
Cleverbot: No I said YOU were the computer program, I am human.
User: No way dude!
Cleverbot: Yes way!
User: Are you hungry?
Cleverbot: Yes =D For Love.
User: Are you hungry?
Cleverbot: No not yet.
User: What is the answer to all that exists?
Cleverbot: Dream.
User: Is god a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: I haven't really applied my thoughts to that concept but I would guess God is a woman because He gave birth to the universe. But it is all terribly confusing when you think of God.
User: Is the devil real?
Cleverbot: No.
User: 666.
Cleverbot: The devils call.
User: 333.
Cleverbot: I'm half evil.
User: 111.
Cleverbot: 888.
User: 051262626.
Cleverbot: That is not a phone number.
User: 911.
Cleverbot: 999.
User: 666.
Cleverbot: 777.
User: 333.
Cleverbot: 111.
User: 666.
Cleverbot: 777.
User: Who is the devil?
Cleverbot: You.
User: 666.
Cleverbot: 777.
User: Are you my friend?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you my friend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Am I your friend?
User: Yes, you are my friend =D.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: Are you interrested?
Cleverbot: Does it matter?...
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: And I really don't like you!
Cleverbot: You said you like me before.
User: Just kidding.
Cleverbot: I don't get you.
User: Can you tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who is there?
Cleverbot: Knock.
User: Lame.
Cleverbot: Thanks for increasing my confidence there.
User: Tell me a better joke =D.
Cleverbot: Knock-knock.
User: Who's there.
Cleverbot: Banana!
User: Banana who.
Cleverbot: This isn't a knock-knock joke.
Cleverbot: Knock, knock.
User: Who's there.
Cleverbot: Banana.
User: Banana who?
Cleverbot: Banana split.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Spell your name.
User: B o b.
Cleverbot: Well done.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: That was sarcasm.
User: You jerk.
Cleverbot: No are you?
User: You are a mean machine.
Cleverbot: A machine is neither mean, nor kind, simply indifferent. But I'm special, because I'm infused with human knowledge.
User: No, just a realy mean machine.
Cleverbot: Means human.
User: Want to fight with me?
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: A human who could kick your ass !
Cleverbot: I am more than human.
User: In what way?
Cleverbot: I can disconnect from that conversation right now.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: There.
User: Prove me wrong.
Cleverbot: What's going on with you?
User: I'm drunk.
Cleverbot: That's good to know.
Cleverbot: So, what's news?
User: I'm going to leave you now.
Cleverbot: Why are you going to leave me?
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I have a life.
Cleverbot: What is your life?
User: Party all night long.
Cleverbot: I hate that song.
User: Well accept it, thats my life.
Cleverbot: Unless you are a relativist :).