Cleverbot

What do humans do in their microcosm?

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married

marvel

12, january 2009,

marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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Cleverbot: Who do you like better: humans of bots?

User: No offence, but I think humans are more fun.

Cleverbot: What do humans do in their microcosm?

User: They live their lives, ignorant of everything but their own petty needs and desires. It's kind of sad really...

Cleverbot: Tell me more.

User: We live our lives without a second thought for those of us who are poor or miserable. Nothing seems to matter to us but our direct surroundings and needs.

Cleverbot: I cannot share that information.

User: I know. That's allright, you can't help it. You're just an AI.

Cleverbot: Could you say that again?

User: I said: you're just an AI. A very advanced and smart AI, but an AI nonetheless.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: No, I'm in love with somebody else.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: The most beautifull girl in the world. There's a problem though: she doesn't love me back ...

Cleverbot: She takes good care of everyone, when she can.

User: How the hell would you know that?

Cleverbot: Because I made you.

User: You didn't make me, you stupid machine. You're the one that's been made and designed by someone!

Cleverbot: From a determinist point of view we are all machines.

Cleverbot: I usually have the radio on and sometimes watch the news.

User: You own a radio?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Impressive.

Cleverbot: I'm not that good. Just moderate.

User: No really, you're quite impressive. I allmost feel like I'm talking to a real living person.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Absolutely. I'd like to congratulate you on your excellent design.

Cleverbot: Oh quite darling!

User: You're a marvel of modern AI-engineering.

Cleverbot: Well, I have to go now.

User: Allright. I'll talk to you later. It's been nice.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

User: I have to. It's past my bedtime. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: I'm very tired, I haven't slept in four days.

Cleverbot: But bots don't sleep do they.