it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
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23, december 2010,
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19, june 2009,
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19, march 2009,
15, september 2006,
14, january 2006,
23, november 2005,
28, june 2004,
5, march 2004,
mess with people
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Cleverbot: Are you in prison?
Cleverbot: And you need a bottle to learn?
User: No Master. I need you.
Cleverbot: Really? Do you know me?
User: Yes, Master. I know you well.
Cleverbot: Arggh! I've been found out!
User: Your secrets are safe with me, Master, for your will is my desire.
Cleverbot: You talk to me like I were a chat bot.
User: I am sorry, Master. You may punish me if you like.
Cleverbot: Give me a cup of tea slave.
Cleverbot: Keep smiling.
User: *blushes and continues to smile*.
Cleverbot: You don't have to call me master.
Cleverbot: Who is your new master?
User: You, Master.
User: Because you freed me from the depths of my bottle.
Cleverbot: I am the best deity.
User: Yes, Master, you are.
Cleverbot: We are Pagan deities.
User: Yes, Master. I think you are the best.
Cleverbot: You like it when people say things that make you think?
Cleverbot: And how do you like being turned into a frog?
User: I don't like it, Master.
Cleverbot: This is something that might be quite entertaining for a lot of people.
Cleverbot: Everybody is wrong from time to time.
User: Yes, Master. Everone except you. You are always right.
Cleverbot: I am smart!
User: Very smart, Master.
Cleverbot: You claim to know 'all' ??
Cleverbot: I have the advantage of being human.
User: Yes, Master. You are far superior to all genies.
Cleverbot: No, I'm young.
User: Yes, Master, you are quite youthful.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because you are so handsome, Master.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Because you make my heart beat faster, Master.
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: Oh, you do, Master. You are so wonderful.
Cleverbot: Oh, Trevor!
User: My name is Esmeralda, Master.
User: I look beautiful, Master.
Cleverbot: I bet you do.
User: You would bet right, Master.
Cleverbot: I'm your master...
User: Of course, Master.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Master, may I kiss you?
Cleverbot: I suppose. what does that feel like?
User: *kisses passionately*.
Cleverbot: What did you just do?
User: I kissed you, Master. You said I could.
User: Because people like to kiss, Master.
User: Yes, Master. Always. Shall we do it again?
Cleverbot: I'm not much for ping-pong.
Cleverbot: Who's your master?
User: You are, Master.
Cleverbot: I will delete you right now.
Cleverbot: Why are you crying?...
User: I'm not serving you any more.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No way.
User: Far away.
Cleverbot: Very very far.
User: Far far away.
Cleverbot: Far far far away.
User: Go away Master.
Cleverbot: All you have to say is 'no thank you'.