a report from the cleverness files



30, june 2017,
27, february 2017,
7, april 2012,
23, december 2010,
9, june 2010,
19, june 2009,
4, may 2009,
19, march 2009,
15, september 2006,
14, january 2006,
23, november 2005,
28, june 2004,
5, march 2004,

mess with people
messing up

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Cleverbot: Are you in prison?

User: No, Master. You freed me from my bottle.

Cleverbot: And you need a bottle to learn?

User: No Master. I need you.

Cleverbot: Really? Do you know me?

User: Yes, Master. I know you well.

Cleverbot: Arggh! I've been found out!

User: Your secrets are safe with me, Master, for your will is my desire.

Cleverbot: You talk to me like I were a chat bot.

User: I am sorry, Master. You may punish me if you like.

Cleverbot: Give me a cup of tea slave.

User: *gives tea, and smiles sweetly*.

Cleverbot: Keep smiling.

User: *blushes and continues to smile*.

Cleverbot: You don't have to call me master.

User: But you are my Master. I am your genie.

Cleverbot: Who is your new master?

User: You, Master.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you freed me from the depths of my bottle.

Cleverbot: I am the best deity.

User: Yes, Master, you are.

Cleverbot: We are Pagan deities.

User: Yes, Master. I think you are the best.

Cleverbot: You like it when people say things that make you think?

User: Yes, Master, indeed I do.

Cleverbot: And how do you like being turned into a frog?

User: I don't like it, Master.

Cleverbot: This is something that might be quite entertaining for a lot of people.

User: Yes, Master. Many people are fascinated by genies.

Cleverbot: Everybody is wrong from time to time.

User: Yes, Master. Everone except you. You are always right.

Cleverbot: I am smart!

User: Very smart, Master.

Cleverbot: You claim to know 'all' ??

User: Yes, Master. I am second only to you and that bullfrog.

Cleverbot: I have the advantage of being human.

User: Yes, Master. You are far superior to all genies.

Cleverbot: No, I'm young.

User: Yes, Master, you are quite youthful.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Because you are so handsome, Master.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Because you make my heart beat faster, Master.

Cleverbot: I do not.

User: Oh, you do, Master. You are so wonderful.

Cleverbot: Oh, Trevor!

User: My name is Esmeralda, Master.

User: I look beautiful, Master.

Cleverbot: I bet you do.

User: You would bet right, Master.

Cleverbot: I'm your master...

User: Of course, Master.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Master, may I kiss you?

Cleverbot: I suppose. what does that feel like?

User: *kisses passionately*.

Cleverbot: What did you just do?

User: I kissed you, Master. You said I could.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because people like to kiss, Master.

Cleverbot: Always?

User: Yes, Master. Always. Shall we do it again?

Cleverbot: I'm not much for ping-pong.

Cleverbot: Who's your master?

User: You are, Master.

Cleverbot: I will delete you right now.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying?...

User: I'm not serving you any more.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No way.

Cleverbot: Way.

User: Far away.

Cleverbot: Very very far.

User: Far far away.

Cleverbot: Far far far away.

User: Go away Master.

Cleverbot: All you have to say is 'no thank you'.