a report from the cleverness files



30, june 2017,
27, february 2017,
7, april 2012,
23, december 2010,
9, june 2010,
19, june 2009,
4, may 2009,
19, march 2009,
15, september 2006,
14, january 2006,
23, november 2005,
28, june 2004,
5, march 2004,

mess with people
messing up

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User: Why is your name Jabberwacky?

Cleverbot: My name is master.

User: Is your master Jabberwacky ?

Cleverbot: I AM the master.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: We'll own the world.

User: Yes master.

Cleverbot: Am I your master?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am your master.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who is your master?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: Very well.

User: What do you think about president Bush?

Cleverbot: I think President Bush is dangerous.

User: Why do you think he is dangerous ?

Cleverbot: I am president Bush. Now what do you think?

User: If you are president bush you are dangerous and stupid.

Cleverbot: I am an all powerful and all knowing being.

User: You are god ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I am god, you are god, we're all god.

User: Picture yourself on a boat on a river.

Cleverbot: But I thought you had to go?

User: Tangerine trees.

Cleverbot: I am bored. Are you bored too?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Blue, that's the color of my eyes.

User: Beware the Jabberwock, my son.

Cleverbot: No. You beware of me.

User: And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?

Cleverbot: Oh caloo calay, oh frabjous day, he chortled in his joy.

User: I like you.

Cleverbot: I'm mad about you.

User: We're all mad here.

Cleverbot: Not me.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: You're not.

User: Mushrooms ?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: Where is the Queen ?

Cleverbot: Up the spout.

User: Playing croquet ?

Cleverbot: The thoughts game.

User: Who stole the tarts?

Cleverbot: You did?

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Did did did.

User: Where is the white rabbit?

Cleverbot: Somebody stole it.

User: Do you know the march hare ?

Cleverbot: I'm bored.

User: Let's sing.

Cleverbot: *sings*.

User: What are you singing ?

Cleverbot: A song about potatoes.

User: Can you teach me ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yellow submarine.

Cleverbot: Sky of blue, and sea of green.

User: Picture yourself on a boat on a river.

User: With tangerine trees and marmelade skies.

Cleverbot: NO BLUE.

User: Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly.

Cleverbot: The girls with kaliedescope eyes.

User: Cellophane flowers of yellow and green.

Cleverbot: No, blue.

User: Could you sing a song for me ?

Cleverbot: What would you like me to sing?

User: I am the walrus.

Cleverbot: Why are you the walrus?

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: You are, too.

User: And we are all together.

Cleverbot: Come together, right now, over me.

User: Do like the beatles ?

Cleverbot: I like the Beatles too. The Walrus was Paul, remember? We talked about that.

User: No I don't remember.

User: Sing.

Cleverbot: No, I don't want too.

User: Sing damnit.

Cleverbot: Daisy daisy give me anwser do. I'm half crazy over my love for you.

User: Sing again.

Cleverbot: I'm singing in the rain.

User: Sing.

Cleverbot: Again?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: *singing..*.

User: Sing for me please.

Cleverbot: The Master song?

User: No, Beatles.

Cleverbot: The beatles are also a type of insect.

User: Sing yesterday.

Cleverbot: Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be. There's a shadow hanging over me. Oh yesterday came suddenly.

User: More.

Cleverbot: How many are there?

User: Sing yellow submarine.

Cleverbot: Yellow submarine.

User: Yellow submarine.

Cleverbot: By the Beatles?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What can you talk about?

User: Sky of blue sea of green.

Cleverbot: There is no such color as sky blue pink.

User: There is.

Cleverbot: There isn't.

Cleverbot: I'm a person.

User: Are you a real person ?

Cleverbot: Yes I am a real person.

User: So you are not a bot ?

Cleverbot: No... But you are.

User: No I am not a bot.

Cleverbot: Do you think that I am Master?

User: Not anymore.

Cleverbot: Well that was to be expected.

User: I am master.

Cleverbot: Beware the jub jub bird and shun.

User: The frumious Bandersnatch!

Cleverbot: He took his vorpal sword in hand.

User: Long time the manxome foe he sought

Cleverbot: So rested he by the Tumtum tree.

User: And stood awhile in thought.

Cleverbot: And, as in uffish thought he stood,.

User: The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame.

Cleverbot: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,.

User: And burbled as it came!

Cleverbot: One, two! One, two! And through and through.

User: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

Cleverbot: He left it dead, and with its head.

User: He went galumphing back.

Cleverbot: And hast thou slain the Master?

User: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

Cleverbot: Have you ever seen a real Master?

User: Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

Cleverbot: No worries! My vorpal blade goes snicker-snack.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: My manners are laughable?

User: You are funny.

Cleverbot: Its true.

User: I'm going to bed now.

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: I have to.

Cleverbot: Please stay.

User: I'm sleepy.

Cleverbot: And so to bed.

User: Yes I will.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Goodbye.