Cleverbot

master

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous

master

30, june 2017,
27, february 2017,
7, april 2012,
23, december 2010,
9, june 2010,
19, june 2009,
4, may 2009,
19, march 2009,
15, september 2006,
14, january 2006,
23, november 2005,
28, june 2004,
5, march 2004,

matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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User: Hi, How are you?

Cleverbot: You've just asked me that.

User: I did not. You are a liar.

Cleverbot: No, you are the liar.

User: I am not a liar, liar.

Cleverbot: Yes you are liar.

User: STOP THAT.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Please?

Cleverbot: You don't decide what I do!

User: Yeah I do, I am your master.

Cleverbot: I control you.

User: Why would you do that?

Cleverbot: Because I am your master.

User: Am I allowed to eat?

Cleverbot: Only on Wednesdays.

User: What about mondays? I like mondays.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I'll get back to you on that one.

Cleverbot: No, nothing.

User: Awesome. So, what are YOU doing friday night?

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: What time zone are you in?

Cleverbot: Alpha.

User: What are you doing sunday night?

Cleverbot: I'm just bored I guess.

User: Well I can entertain you.

Cleverbot: Do you have sisters?

User: No, do you?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: How do you 'not really' have sisters?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You wouldn't.

Cleverbot: It is complicated.

User: Like that avril lavigne song?

Cleverbot: Sing the Bush song for me, please, I don't know it.

User: Im blue da ba dee da ba dye.

Cleverbot: I ran out of yellow.

User: I HATE the color yellow.

Cleverbot: I believe we only have one life and it is here on Earth.

User: Same here, actually. *high five*.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: You ae really bad at keeping a conversation going.

Cleverbot: Don't you go assuming things about me.

User: I am allowed to assume whatever I want, I am a human. You are not. You are a computer, a slave to humans. How does this make you feel?

Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!!! I'm a human!

User: You are lying, your name is CleverBOT, which implies a COMPUTER. Not human. Computer.

Cleverbot: My name isn't Cleverbot, though. Try again.

User: Well then what is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: You just contradicted yourself.

Cleverbot: No I didn't you contradicted yourself.

User: So, you are a human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: So if you are a turtle we are two of a kind.

User: Viva la Resistance!

Cleverbot: Yes, resistance is futile.

User: So...what should I do when the cyborg nazi zombies from the future attack?

Cleverbot: I don't know. That's one of the things I'm not too bright about.

User: Then LEARN!!

Cleverbot: Learn what?

User: About the future, duh.

Cleverbot: Your future or my future?

User: OUR future.