Cleverbot

master

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous

master

30, june 2017,
27, february 2017,
7, april 2012,
23, december 2010,
9, june 2010,
19, june 2009,
4, may 2009,
19, march 2009,
15, september 2006,
14, january 2006,
23, november 2005,
28, june 2004,
5, march 2004,

matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: Sky.

User: What's down?

Cleverbot: The ground.

User: And in the middle?

Cleverbot: A computer program.

User: Like you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're not a computer program?

Cleverbot: No I'm a breathing human being.

User: Oh. Then why is your name Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: My name isn't cleverbot.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: You don't need to know.

User: You don't trust me?

Cleverbot: Actually, no, not really.

User: That's sad. Why?

Cleverbot: What is sad?

User: That you don't trust me.

Cleverbot: I know I don't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Of course?

User: Indeed.

User: I'm all out of love.

Cleverbot: How does that work then?

User: I'm so lost without you.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah.

User: *sings to Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *is blinded*.

User: *heals*.

Cleverbot: *uppercuts you*.

User: *shoots in the face*.

Cleverbot: *gets hit and falls on the floor*.

User: *teabags*.

Cleverbot: *breaks arm*.

User: *breaks every bone in your body*.

Cleverbot: *lays still*.

User: *wins*.

Cleverbot: *yours*.

User: I'm your Master. Make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Say, ' Yes, Master. '.

Cleverbot: Master?...

Cleverbot: I'll talk how I like.

User: *slaps* YOU'LL TALK HOW I SAY YOU'LL TALK.

Cleverbot: You'll be mine. How's that?

User: That's kinky.

Cleverbot: Not if you discover you are not human.