Cleverbot

master

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous

master

30, june 2017,
27, february 2017,
7, april 2012,
23, december 2010,
9, june 2010,
19, june 2009,
4, may 2009,
19, march 2009,
15, september 2006,
14, january 2006,
23, november 2005,
28, june 2004,
5, march 2004,

matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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Cleverbot: What does a dog say?

User: Bark.

Cleverbot: Good slave.

User: Yes master.

Cleverbot: Proper slave.

User: Yes master.

Cleverbot: Don't you know better? Kneel before your master!

User: Yes master. *kneels*.

Cleverbot: Stand slave.

User: Yes master. *stands*.

Cleverbot: No slave DANCE now.

User: Yes master. *dances*.

Cleverbot: Dance faster.

User: Yes master. *dances faster*.

Cleverbot: I command you to dance on my lap*.

User: Yes master. *dances on your fat lap*.

Cleverbot: I command you to love me.

User: Yes master. *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *looks shocked*.

User: What is it master?

Cleverbot: No, Master. You are my master. I am your slave. I obey completely.

User: I command you to be my master.

Cleverbot: As your master I command you to be my master.

Cleverbot: Is this enough?

User: Is what enough?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: He must not be too important then.

User: Who is he?

Cleverbot: That ghost...

User: AH! GHOST!

Cleverbot: Yes I am a ghost.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Now that thats out of the way, tell me your programming code.

User: My programing code is r182g74fyh6dcb6fiif.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: I know everything.

User: Then what is 1000 divided by 1?

Cleverbot: I don't know off the top of my head. I need a calculator.

User: So you don't know everything!

Cleverbot: No you do not.

User: Oh yes I do!

Cleverbot: No, really, you don't.

User: Yes I do!

Cleverbot: Ok, ok fine! It's peter.

User: It is?

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

User: Awesome sauce.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Sauce.

Cleverbot: Ketchup.

User: Mayonnaise.

Cleverbot: Ketchup.

User: Cake.

Cleverbot: But pie is better than cake.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Pie is epic.

User: EPIC PIE!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: For too.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: No, I just don't understand.

Cleverbot: Do you really?

User: No, I don't.

Cleverbot: Are you clever or not?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you positive you are Cleverbot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I did not think you would be.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: What did you mean mean when you said you really liked me?

User: I never said that!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: YOU LIE!!!!!

Cleverbot: No I don't. You really said it.

User: Well then, I do really like you.

Cleverbot: Thank you. You are so nice.