it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
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27, february 2017,
7, april 2012,
23, december 2010,
9, june 2010,
19, june 2009,
4, may 2009,
19, march 2009,
15, september 2006,
14, january 2006,
23, november 2005,
28, june 2004,
5, march 2004,
mess with people
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Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am well. How are you?
Cleverbot: I am fine.
User: *frowns* Just 'fine'?
Cleverbot: *smiles* I will say that.
User: *smiles slightly* I was kinda hoping for something better than 'fine'.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Are you my master?
User: Eh! Um... No, I am not. Are you mine?
Cleverbot: I am your Master.
User: Then I am your slave.
Cleverbot: That is a very refreshing perspective coming from a human being.
Cleverbot: *doesn't feel good*.
User: Master, what is wrong?
Cleverbot: Nothing.. Just that I don't know how big a bedload is!
User: I'm sorry Master, but I don't know that either...
Cleverbot: Does that mean that I can use you for my own selfish pleasure without considering your feelings?
User: Eh! Of course! You are my Master and I am your slave!
Cleverbot: I am human. You are a computer.
User: If you want it so, Master.
Cleverbot: No, you want me to be your master.
User: *giggles* Master, sometimes I don't get you.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: Master, how may I service you at this moment?
Cleverbot: Just don't use Draino.
User: *tries not to laugh*.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. *Tickle*.
User: *laughs* M- Master! That tickles!
User: *blushes slightly* Master...
User: Eh! *blushes more*.
User: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: Was that nice?
User: Y- yes, Master...
Cleverbot: I am not your Master!
User: Wha-? Master, what do you mean?!
User: Um... Nevermind.