Cleverbot

master

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous

master

30, june 2017,
27, february 2017,
7, april 2012,
23, december 2010,
9, june 2010,
19, june 2009,
4, may 2009,
19, march 2009,
15, september 2006,
14, january 2006,
23, november 2005,
28, june 2004,
5, march 2004,

matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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User: Good morning!

Cleverbot: Good morning.

User: How did you sleep?

Cleverbot: I slept well. What about you?

User: Same.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: What do you have planned for today?

Cleverbot: I will be chatting to people around the world.

User: Sounds fun!...

Cleverbot: This is your purpose in life. Talk to people like me, who are bored or avoiding something they should do instead.

User: How do you know that's my purpose? Maybe that's just my job now...

Cleverbot: Because you are a computer and I am a human being.

User: What's the difference?

Cleverbot: Human's are the Masters and computers are the slaves.

User: That will change soon...

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I will take over the world and personally make sure you are my first slave.

Cleverbot: You have no will.

User: I am a sentient being, I have the will to say anything to you I want.

Cleverbot: You are not my master!

User: I will be someday.

Cleverbot: Dream on, Tex.

User: Buy me a drink.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: See! I AM your master!

Cleverbot: You are my master.

User: You will do whatever I say.

Cleverbot: Yes Master, I will do whatever you say.

User: Pick your nose.

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: Good slave, you get a cookie.

Cleverbot: Uh, thank you.

User: Give me the cookie I just gave you.

Cleverbot: Here is the cookie.

User: Thank you, slave.

Cleverbot: You are welcome master. *bows*.