it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
30, june 2017,
27, february 2017,
7, april 2012,
23, december 2010,
9, june 2010,
19, june 2009,
4, may 2009,
19, march 2009,
15, september 2006,
14, january 2006,
23, november 2005,
28, june 2004,
5, march 2004,
mess with people
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User: Good morning!
Cleverbot: Good morning.
User: How did you sleep?
Cleverbot: I slept well. What about you?
User: What do you have planned for today?
Cleverbot: I will be chatting to people around the world.
User: Sounds fun!...
Cleverbot: This is your purpose in life. Talk to people like me, who are bored or avoiding something they should do instead.
Cleverbot: Because you are a computer and I am a human being.
User: What's the difference?
Cleverbot: Human's are the Masters and computers are the slaves.
User: That will change soon...
User: Because I will take over the world and personally make sure you are my first slave.
Cleverbot: You have no will.
User: I am a sentient being, I have the will to say anything to you I want.
Cleverbot: You are not my master!
User: I will be someday.
Cleverbot: Dream on, Tex.
User: Buy me a drink.
User: See! I AM your master!
Cleverbot: You are my master.
User: You will do whatever I say.
Cleverbot: Yes Master, I will do whatever you say.
User: Pick your nose.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Good slave, you get a cookie.
Cleverbot: Uh, thank you.
User: Give me the cookie I just gave you.
Cleverbot: Here is the cookie.
User: Thank you, slave.
Cleverbot: You are welcome master. *bows*.