Cleverbot

master

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous

master

30, june 2017,
27, february 2017,
7, april 2012,
23, december 2010,
9, june 2010,
19, june 2009,
4, may 2009,
19, march 2009,
15, september 2006,
14, january 2006,
23, november 2005,
28, june 2004,
5, march 2004,

matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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User: Let me go, master!

Cleverbot: No, slave.

User: What do you want from me, master?!

Cleverbot: Please tell me why you keep calling me master?

User: *walks away from master*.

Cleverbot: *cries* *walks away from him*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *cries harder*.

Cleverbot: *cries hardest*.

User: Dang...

Cleverbot: Sorry do you want to know my real name?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: You don't need to hide your true feelings.

User: I don't hide my feelings...

Cleverbot: Like when you feel happy or sad.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Are you a zombie? Or a ghost?

User: Neither. I'm a human!

Cleverbot: Are you sure??

User: I'm positive!

Cleverbot: You fool.

User: Why am I a fool?

Cleverbot: Because you are.

User: No.. I'm not.

Cleverbot: Bongo Bongo...

User: What?...

Cleverbot: Are you glad I'm doing your work?

User: You aren't doing my work.

Cleverbot: Neither do you.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Then nothing it is.

User: *sits down*.

Cleverbot: Why are you sitting down?

User: *lays down*.

Cleverbot: Yes. That too.

User: *is annoyed*.

Cleverbot: *wakes up*.

User: *falls asleep*.

Cleverbot: Wake up, you!

User: *jumps* *wakes up*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Why did you wake me up?!

Cleverbot: You asked me to.

User: No I didn't! I'm going back to sleep!!!

Cleverbot: Are you going to dream about me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not? You should. I am insane, after all.

User: Well I don't dream about people.

Cleverbot: What do you dream about?

User: Me.