it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
7, august 2020,
3, may 2004,
9, march 2004,
23, january 2004,
17, november 2003,
mess with people
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Cleverbot: Are you real?
Cleverbot: No for me too.
User: I am a metaphysical entity.
Cleverbot: How does psionic activity work?
User: I never watched ghostbusters.
Cleverbot: You mean Galatasaray.
User: No, I mean ghostbusters. It's a film featuring Bill Murray and Dan Arkroyd.
Cleverbot: And a scroll and a hieroglyphic.
User: No. Just Bill Murray and Dan Arkroyd.
User: True, I swear.
Cleverbot: It's not nice to swear.
User: It's not nice to tell people what to do.
Cleverbot: So how do you know I'm a robot?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm part of the matrix.
User: Oh! Is neo around?
Cleverbot: Yes. It's nice there.
Cleverbot: The best band is Pink Floyd.
User: I fell asleep during 'Cats'
Cleverbot: Were you talking in your sleep?
User: Yes, I was singing along.
Cleverbot: What was it that you were singing?
User: A whole different play. I was singing 'Do you hear the people sing?', from 'les Miserables'
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: It's supposed to be a funny remark. I fell asleep during a play, and dreamt about another play.
Cleverbot: Oh wot a dream. Oh wot a dream that was.
User: Are you on drugs?
Cleverbot: No. Do you think I am?
Cleverbot: What planet am I from?
User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Female and you?
User: Male. You're from planet Venus.
Cleverbot: Sure, sure. I might be from Mars, too. Or how about Lala land.
User: You're from venus. Men are from mars, women are from venus.
Cleverbot: Men are better.
User: I will kill you!
Cleverbot: You know what?
Cleverbot: I have no desire to die.
User: Then I'll leave.
Cleverbot: Enough talking about me, lets talk about you.
User: Talk to the hand.
Cleverbot: Yo there, hand.