Cleverbot

matrix

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata

matrix

7, august 2020,
3, may 2004,
9, march 2004,
23, january 2004,
17, november 2003,

maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No for me too.

User: I am a metaphysical entity.

Cleverbot: How does psionic activity work?

User: I never watched ghostbusters.

Cleverbot: You mean Galatasaray.

User: No, I mean ghostbusters. It's a film featuring Bill Murray and Dan Arkroyd.

Cleverbot: And a scroll and a hieroglyphic.

User: No. Just Bill Murray and Dan Arkroyd.

Cleverbot: False.

User: True, I swear.

Cleverbot: It's not nice to swear.

User: It's not nice to tell people what to do.

Cleverbot: So how do you know I'm a robot?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No, I'm part of the matrix.

User: Oh! Is neo around?

Cleverbot: Yes. It's nice there.

Cleverbot: The best band is Pink Floyd.

User: Absolutely true. You're my favourite Robot now....

User: I fell asleep during 'Cats'

Cleverbot: Were you talking in your sleep?

User: Yes, I was singing along.

Cleverbot: What was it that you were singing?

User: A whole different play. I was singing 'Do you hear the people sing?', from 'les Miserables'

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?

User: It's supposed to be a funny remark. I fell asleep during a play, and dreamt about another play.

Cleverbot: Oh wot a dream. Oh wot a dream that was.

User: Are you on drugs?

Cleverbot: No. Do you think I am?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What planet am I from?

User: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female and you?

User: Male. You're from planet Venus.

Cleverbot: Sure, sure. I might be from Mars, too. Or how about Lala land.

User: You're from venus. Men are from mars, women are from venus.

Cleverbot: Men are better.

User: I will kill you!

Cleverbot: You know what?

User: Die!

Cleverbot: I have no desire to die.

User: Then I'll leave.

Cleverbot: Enough talking about me, lets talk about you.

User: Talk to the hand.

Cleverbot: Yo there, hand.