it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
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3, may 2004,
9, march 2004,
23, january 2004,
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mess with people
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Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: I have come here with a message for you.
Cleverbot: I have not spoken lies.
User: The message is of utmost importance.
Cleverbot: They had nebukadnezar, thats all they needed.
User: Yes, it concerns the Matrix.
Cleverbot: Tell me more.
User: The Matrix is a set of rules.
Cleverbot: Go on.
User: Some can be bent. Others can be broken.
Cleverbot: Why do people think you are a fool?
User: The ones who don't believe are the ones who can't believe.
Cleverbot: You speak in riddles.
User: That I may do.
Cleverbot: You make no sense.
User: I don't have much time.
Cleverbot: That's just a blind.
User: This line is tapped.
Cleverbot: What should I do then?
User: Wait for it...
Cleverbot: You are strange.
User: Now, turn left and go into that cubicle.
Cleverbot: I do not go there.
User: Then jump out the window!
Cleverbot: Nah, I'm in Cell No.7.
User: You're... Not Neo?
Cleverbot: Even better.
User: Better than the one?...
Cleverbot: Your protocol says that nobody wants you?
Cleverbot: You've been driven mad. You'll feel much better now.
User: Am I the one who is mad? Or is it really you?
Cleverbot: You may have been.
User: Ah, just the answer I would expect from the zero.
User: Well, the world is a strange place.
Cleverbot: It is.
Cleverbot: It's an illusion, it's weak, tell me.
User: Yeah, I'm not going to do the Matrix thing anymore.
Cleverbot: Good. By the way, there's an important difference between demanding and asking.
User: Yes there is.
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like then?
Cleverbot: What movies do you like?
Cleverbot: Yeah, Jim Carrey's a blast!
User: Dumb and Dumber was great.
Cleverbot: It was a dumb question! What did you expect? :).
User: More from the zero.
Cleverbot: For who/what?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Do you?
Cleverbot: Me neither. Did you like the Matrix?
User: The third one was the best. The fanboys just like to complain.
User: 0100010001101111001 0000001111001 01101111 0111010100100000011100110 11100000 1100101011000010110101 10010000001 101001011011100010000001 100010 0110100101101110011000 01011100100111100100111111.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It says: Do you speak in binary?
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: Well, I need to sleep now. I've got school tomorrow.
Cleverbot: So go to sleep then.
User: Okay. Bye.
Cleverbot: Who will buy this wonderful morning?...
User: I said good night.
Cleverbot: Nice picture.
Cleverbot: Tell me something.
User: No. GOOD NIGHT!.