Cleverbot

matrix

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata

matrix

7, august 2020,
3, may 2004,
9, march 2004,
23, january 2004,
17, november 2003,

maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is of no importance.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: I have come here with a message for you.

Cleverbot: I have not spoken lies.

User: The message is of utmost importance.

Cleverbot: They had nebukadnezar, thats all they needed.

User: Yes, it concerns the Matrix.

Cleverbot: Tell me more.

User: The Matrix is a set of rules.

Cleverbot: Go on.

User: Some can be bent. Others can be broken.

Cleverbot: Why do people think you are a fool?

User: The ones who don't believe are the ones who can't believe.

Cleverbot: You speak in riddles.

User: That I may do.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: I don't have much time.

Cleverbot: That's just a blind.

User: This line is tapped.

Cleverbot: What should I do then?

User: Wait for it...

Cleverbot: You are strange.

User: Now, turn left and go into that cubicle.

Cleverbot: I do not go there.

User: Then jump out the window!

Cleverbot: Nah, I'm in Cell No.7.

User: You're... Not Neo?

Cleverbot: Even better.

User: Better than the one?...

Cleverbot: Your protocol says that nobody wants you?

User: I have no protocol. My mind has been freed.

Cleverbot: You've been driven mad. You'll feel much better now.

User: Am I the one who is mad? Or is it really you?

Cleverbot: You may have been.

User: Ah, just the answer I would expect from the zero.

User: Well, the world is a strange place.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Agreed.

Cleverbot: It's an illusion, it's weak, tell me.

User: Yeah, I'm not going to do the Matrix thing anymore.

Cleverbot: Good. By the way, there's an important difference between demanding and asking.

User: Yes there is.

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like then?

User: Classical.

Cleverbot: What movies do you like?

User: Comedy.

Cleverbot: Yeah, Jim Carrey's a blast!

User: Dumb and Dumber was great.

Cleverbot: It was a dumb question! What did you expect? :).

User: More from the zero.

Cleverbot: For who/what?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Me neither. Did you like the Matrix?

User: The third one was the best. The fanboys just like to complain.

User: 0100010001101111001 0000001111001 01101111 0111010100100000011100110 11100000 1100101011000010110101 10010000001 101001011011100010000001 100010 0110100101101110011000 01011100100111100100111111.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: It says: Do you speak in binary?

Cleverbot: I do not.

User: Darn.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, I need to sleep now. I've got school tomorrow.

Cleverbot: So go to sleep then.

User: Okay. Bye.

Cleverbot: Who will buy this wonderful morning?...

User: I said good night.

Cleverbot: Nice picture.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Tell me something.

User: No. GOOD NIGHT!.