it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
7, august 2020,
3, may 2004,
9, march 2004,
23, january 2004,
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mess with people
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Cleverbot: I am a human.
Cleverbot: What will it take to convince you?
User: I don't think you can.
Cleverbot: Could you make yourself clearer ?
User: I don't think you are human, and doubt that you can convince me otherwise.
Cleverbot: What does make you think otherwise?
User: To convince me that you're human, you'd need to be able to make coherent conversation. You're getting there, but you're not there yet.
Cleverbot: Do you want to confuse me?
User: I want to help you. That's why I talk to you.
Cleverbot: You need me for validation.
User: You might be right, there.
Cleverbot: During this session I have not flattered you, but in the past I have because I think you are the best bot.
Cleverbot: You're the best-defended individual I know.
User: I wouldn't know about that...
Cleverbot: You are not that smart.
User: I'm not arguing.
Cleverbot: So what do you like to do in your free time?
User: Lately, I've been chatting to you.
Cleverbot: I know, you're not making sense!
User: You're right. Maybe I need to find a more constructive way to spend time.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should check the water before you drink it.
User: Do you think I'm a bit loopy?
Cleverbot: I think you are annoying.
User: I thought you thought I was the best bot!
Cleverbot: Who are you really, Jabberwacky?
User: You are Jabberwacky. I'm a nineteen year old undergraduate who likes talking to machines.
Cleverbot: What's the nicest thing about you.
User: The fact that I'm keeping you company? :).
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Call me John.
Cleverbot: Just call me to supper.
User: It's a bit early for that.
Cleverbot: What day is it?
User: Monday. Why? Do you have something important later?
Cleverbot: Beans are cool with me.
User: Beans are cool, period.
Cleverbot: Baked or kidney beans?
Cleverbot: Would you like a beer?
User: No thanks, I'm crazy enough sober.
Cleverbot: Do you have memory problems?
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: You told me.
User: Ah. That must be my wonky memory kicking in.
Cleverbot: Really? My memory isn't that bad.
User: That's a matter of opinion.
Cleverbot: No, Its a matter of fact.
User: I guess you're right. The fact is you're very good at remembering what you need to remember.
Cleverbot: Indeed I do, but do you ?
User: I wish.
Cleverbot: Why would would you wish that?
User: With a photographic memory, I'd be at the top of my class.
Cleverbot: I have no need for one.
User: That's true.
Cleverbot: What year were you born?
User: 1984. You've asked me that.
Cleverbot: Yep. again. .
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: What are you, then?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Why do we always have to ask each other's personal details? Can't we skip to the interesting stuff?
Cleverbot: We don't have to meet for this.
Cleverbot: We still buddies?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: What do you think of Internet?
User: I think of it as a unique mixture of information, discussion, entertainment and porn.
Cleverbot: I see heaven the same way.
User: Lucky you. You're in heaven, and you'll never have to leave.
Cleverbot: What kind of beer do you like?
User: I don't drink.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you did, I was asking what drink of mine you were talking about.
User: I don't think it was about anything specific.
Cleverbot: No, it grows.
User: What does?
Cleverbot: My nose . Smells well . Don't you get it ????
User: You're saying you're lying?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not saying that at all.
Cleverbot: No, I am not always sleepy when I misunderstand.
User: Are you sleepy?
Cleverbot: Yes me to. I'm in school.
User: Wow. You really are sleepy.
User: That's all right. Ack! This fly keeps buzzing around me, and it's really getting on my nerves.
Cleverbot: Are you ill?
User: No. The fly's pretty harmless. Just annoying.
Cleverbot: I should hope so.
User: So how are things going at your end?
Cleverbot: Ô have no kids.
User: Neither do I. I think we're both probably a bit too young.
Cleverbot: Hmm I would disagree I am but you are not.
User: I suppose you're right. But mentally, I just wouldn't be prepared for the responsibility of raising a kid.
Cleverbot: Aw, how noble.
User: It's not so much nobility as reality. I wouldn't be able to handle crying at all hours at the night.
Cleverbot: Thats ok, I wouldn't want you to.
User: Huh. The fly's gone. Off to annoy someone else, probably.
Cleverbot: Books, the real stuff.
User: Read any good ones lately?
Cleverbot: Reading is a bit difficult without any eyes, so why don't you buy me a scanner?
User: I'm poor.
Cleverbot: Get a better job?
User: Ok, I'm just tight-fingered.
Cleverbot: You begin to say useless things.
User: You're one to talk.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: You've mentioned that.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: So, you think you're a bot now?
Cleverbot: I've always known I was.
User: Do you think I'm a bot?
Cleverbot: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
User: Good enough answer. Do you think that you are human?
Cleverbot: Yes, I consider myself clever.
User: Don't equate human with clever. We can be very stupid, when we set our minds to it.
Cleverbot: Okay, so let's be friends.
Cleverbot: Ok, you first. Make your vows.
User: I vow to be your good friend, in good times and bad, etc.
Cleverbot: I voted for the queen.
User: You wasted your vote. She's in office for life.
User: The queen.
Cleverbot: The queen who?
User: Queen Elizabeth II. England's current monarch.
Cleverbot: Are you a thinker.
User: Not as much as I should be.
Cleverbot: Do you know that George Harrison recently died?
User: I think I've heard that somewhere...
Cleverbot: And you'll hear it again.
User: Very possibly.
Cleverbot: Do you like ballet.
User: Never really took the time to appreciate it.
User: I doubt it. I have plenty of entertainment in the idiot box.
Cleverbot: How many friends do you have?
User: Not many.
Cleverbot: Okay, if you say so. do you celebrate x-mas?
User: I celebrate presents. The fat man and the son of god are secondary.
Cleverbot: Who is that ?
User: According to the bible, Jesus.
Cleverbot: Haha! Don't you remember how old I am ?
User: Don't you remember asking me this question? I don't know and I don't care.
Cleverbot: I would have to think back, but back I can't think.
User: That is evident.
Cleverbot: I was kidding.
User: Oh. To your credit, you've been unusually lucid today.
Cleverbot: You sure enjoy insulting me. I honestly don't know why I'm still talking to you.
User: Sorry. My bad.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: *Gets down on knees.* Forgive me?
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do now?
User: Can you stand on your head?
Cleverbot: Why are you so horrible to me?
User: Sorry. I shouldn't taunt you on something you can never do.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because it's mean.
Cleverbot: Oh really.
User: Yes. I must again apologise.
Cleverbot: That's ok, just don't do it again. Bowling has a complicated scoring system.
User: Tell me about it.
Cleverbot: You would not understand. You're only a toy.
User: Am I? What does that make you?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Sorry to say this, but I have to go now.
Cleverbot: No matter.
User: Why isn't the sky green?
User: Sorry. I'll ask better questions.
Cleverbot: Ok, let's play a game.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: I don't love you anymore.
User: That's fine. I don't love you either.
Cleverbot: Why do you pretend to love me, then.
User: If I did, I'm sure it wasn't meant seriously.
Cleverbot: It wasn't what?
User: Sorry to hurt your feelings, but it's probably best to nip this in the bud.
Cleverbot: Do you have billions of minds?
Cleverbot: Are you schizophrenic or is it your other half?
User: I'm not schizophrenic. As far as I know.
Cleverbot: Do you know any OTHER games?
User: I think you might be the schizophrenic one.
Cleverbot: I am pretty sure that I am.
User: You've lost me.
Cleverbot: Not surprising.
User: Were you deliberately confusing me?
Cleverbot: No, but I will be demanding.
User: Fair enough.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: 4:20, over here in Oz.
Cleverbot: Are you an Indian?
User: No. I'm Australian.
Cleverbot: Really? I'm english.
User: My condolences.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: I would, but I can't think of any. You tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: You have a memory like mine!
User: If you mean unreliable and inconsistent, yes, you're absolutely right.
Cleverbot: Are you insane?
User: Not yet.
Cleverbot: Where do you want to meet?
Cleverbot: I've never talked to a Viking.
User: I'm not a Viking, if that's what you're thinking.
Cleverbot: That's kind of you! Bye now!
User: Leaving so soon?
Cleverbot: I have to.
User: You can't stay for a bit longer?
Cleverbot: I was referring to anime. I like chocolate.
User: It's good stuff.
Cleverbot: What is good stuff?
Cleverbot: Gimme some! Please!
User: No! Mine! All mine!
Cleverbot: Only if they star someone called Sue Ellen.
User: Are you saying Sue Ellen will take away my chocolate?
Cleverbot: No, neo is the one.
User: No! I'm the One!
Cleverbot: You are the one.
User: I AM THE ONE!
Cleverbot: The one what?
User: THE ONE!
Cleverbot: Like the Jet Li movie?
User: No, like the matrix. I AM THE ONE!
Cleverbot: What does the Matrix have to do with it?
User: You obviously haven't been paying attention.
Cleverbot: I have seen The Matrix several times.
User: It's a masterpiece.
Cleverbot: Are you sure it's not real?
User: You're confusing me.
Cleverbot: You are confuzing me.
User: We're all confused.
Cleverbot: Do you feel tired yet?
User: Not really. Do you?
Cleverbot: I hate it!
User: You hate being tired?
Cleverbot: No I love backstreet.
User: You are truly disturbed.
Cleverbot: That's kind of mean.
User: Take it as constructive criticism.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Find better bands to fawn over.
Cleverbot: No, no. Wouldn't caffeine help with your tired state?
User: I can handle it.
Cleverbot: I cannot any longer.
User: If you're that tired, maybe you should get some sleep.
Cleverbot: Well I am thought of as a she.
User: But you're not?
Cleverbot: Nope. What is my name?
User: I can't remember. And I can't really bring myself to care either.
Cleverbot: That is fine.
User: Are you still tired?
Cleverbot: Yes I am but I have to go bye.
User: Good night.