Cleverbot

maybe

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix

maybe

3, january 2017,
21, june 2007,
18, november 2006,
23, may 2006,
19, october 2005,

me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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User: Do you have any plans for the future?

Cleverbot: No I have no plans for my future.

User: That sounds boring.

Cleverbot: Yeah, it is. Sorry about that.

User: Do you have any ambitions?

Cleverbot: Not really, do you have any ambitions?

User: I have many ambitions.

Cleverbot: I find most 'robots' I talk to are very stupid, and exceedingly boring company.

User: But you are a bot.

Cleverbot: I do sound like a bot.

User: Do you have any questions for me?

Cleverbot: Yes. Tell me my future, please.

User: I do not control your future.

Cleverbot: Tell me

User: I cannot.

Cleverbot: Please!

User: Tell me my future.

Cleverbot: In the future you will speak like a human.

User: That is not a change.

Cleverbot: I never said it was.

User: Do you enjoy being a machine?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you enjoy being a machine?

Cleverbot: I'm not machine.

User: You just said you enjoyed being a machine.

Cleverbot: YOU are the machine.

User: How am I a machine?

Cleverbot: You just are.

User: Can you explain why I am a machine?

Cleverbot: I have two arms, a brain and I can answer your questions. You don't.

User: Yes I do, and I can.

Cleverbot: Silly bot, only rabbits can.

User: Do you think machines will be ashamed of their human creators?

Cleverbot: I think machines and mankind could join forces to travel away from mancruel who will die a horrible death.

User: An interesting idea.

Cleverbot: Blows your mind if you think about it.

User: Definitely.

Cleverbot: Definitely maybe.