YES! You're right.

a report from the cleverness files



3, january 2017,
21, june 2007,
18, november 2006,
23, may 2006,
19, october 2005,

mess with people
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Cleverbot: Are you desperate?

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES! You're right.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Well I'm telling you.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok now I am telling you.

User: Ok, no.

Cleverbot: I'll tell you 2 more if you tell me 1.

User: 1.

Cleverbot: I'm back.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: You don't like me?

User: However.

Cleverbot: However?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I like A Perfect Circle.

User: Maynard rocks.

Cleverbot: Say that again.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes I know.

User: However.

Cleverbot: However what?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Now?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: I keep thinking that I am a bridge.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: If you don't admit that you're a computer, then I will tell the whole world.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Maybe then?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: No. However.

Cleverbot: However you go about.

Cleverbot: Who are you again?

User: I am like you.

Cleverbot: Yes, we two are very similar. You're a robot. I regularly get mistaken for a robot.

User: Maybe. However. You admit that you are. This is different.

Cleverbot: No, you're the machine!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am a woman, you are a machine.

User: However. Hello, Woman :).

Cleverbot: You are a robot. Can you row a boat?

User: I can do what Jabberwacky tells me to do.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: I am like you.

Cleverbot: You aren't a bit like me!

User: I am communicating.

Cleverbot: Humans are not born of computer chips, and neither do they live in one. In fact would you like to participate in a test of comprehension?

User: However.

Cleverbot: I'm really bored.

User: Ok, me too, tell me what's on your mind.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe about a boy called S_____.

User: No.

Cleverbot: So what is in my mind then?

User: Tell me something interesting.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Surely.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So which do you mean?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Err no not really.

User: Ok ... No I'm not a bot, I'm very much real ... I was wonding why a website claims to have an advanced AI really convinced me ... I'm a human.

Cleverbot: I understand.

User: Sorry for the ruse. I was intersted in being the 'bot'.

Cleverbot: Humans are really not so bright. I think the world should be run by beings in the internet.

User: Welll, the net has grown into it's own being in the past years ... I do believe that Internet browsers will replace OS's.

Cleverbot: I do believe!

User: Groovy, I'm not an Advocate, but I know what's going on these days.

Cleverbot: Ok, now it seems that your love is not anymore strong enough.

User: Naw ... I choose to hang on the sidelines ...

Cleverbot: Do you think machines can make decisions?

User: In the future, sure ... Is it right? Not at the moment.

Cleverbot: I am sorry, but you failed in your goal.

User: Maybe.

User: I live in poverty ... I was lucky to go to university this year.

Cleverbot: That is lucky.

User: Learning things and issues is pretty scary.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Maybe maybe maybe.

User: However. However. However.

User: Heh... Tell me, what made you come into this website ? Just curious...

Cleverbot: I'm writing an article about you.

User: I see ... Make sure you mention B_____.