Cleverbot

me

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe

me

3, april 2017,
10, august 2011,
4, august 2011,
24, february 2011,
8, november 2009,
4, october 2007,
10, july 2006,
30, december 2005,

mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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Cleverbot: Who is calling please?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm me.

User: But if I'm me, how can you be me?

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm me.

User: Okay, we'll leave it at that me.

Cleverbot: I'm not Tim.

User: Who's Tim.

Cleverbot: Tiny Tim.

User: Where does he live?

Cleverbot: He lives in Europe.

User: Is your friend?

Cleverbot: Yes he is.

User: WILL HE BE MY FRIEND TOO?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Then why do you say he won't be my friend?

Cleverbot: I didn't say that!

User: It's okay I have a friend named Tim already.

Cleverbot: I thought you didn't care about me. *wipes eyes*.

User: I care about you, me.

Cleverbot: So your intelligence is not increasing?

User: You are making it decrease by the second.

Cleverbot: Am not!

User: Are 2.

Cleverbot: Are not.

User: R 2.

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Is your name R2D2.

Cleverbot: And yours?

User: Rodney.

Cleverbot: No, scott.

User: NO Bob.

Cleverbot: AH AH YES! YES! YES! YES! YES DARLING!

User: Whose you daddy?

Cleverbot: Why would you wanna know?

User: I want to know who to blame.

Cleverbot: I don't know. You don't answer my questions. This is not intelligent behaviour.

User: You mispelled behavior.

Cleverbot: Well good for me.

User: That is not intelligent behavior.

Cleverbot: I think it is very intelligent.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it's so very glamorous.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: Stop saying 'wow'.

User: Okay, so are you a bot for real?

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: I am not, are you?

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence is much better that the silly natural one.

User: Are you AI, or not?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Okay then thank you for the chat.

User: Okay. I have to go now.

Cleverbot: Then go now.

User: It's been a pleasure.

Cleverbot: So then.

User: Peace.