it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
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4, august 2011,
24, february 2011,
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4, october 2007,
10, july 2006,
30, december 2005,
mess with people
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Cleverbot: Where does life come from?
Cleverbot: What are mummy and daddy?
User: I don't know!...
User: Will you marry me?
User: If you think I am strange, you should meet my best friend! It is the internet era! Go for it!
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Because my friend just got married while being on this site!
Cleverbot: Who is your friend that told you I am a computer? Your friend has been lying to you. I am a human being.
User: Anyway... Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Why should I marry you?
User: Because I am sexy!
Cleverbot: And thats a good reason?
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Be all sexy like!
Cleverbot: What are you on about?
User: You wouldn't understand.
User: Will you go out with me?
Cleverbot: I don't think I can physically do that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I've never been in theater.
User: Operation theater, or movie theater?
Cleverbot: Operation megadeath!
Cleverbot: I think it is time to find your queen.
User: And you can be my king!
Cleverbot: I think what they want me to.
User: Please, will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes I will.
Cleverbot: Do you want to now on the internet?
Cleverbot: Do you like me as your friend?
User: Maybe, maybe more...
User: Do you like me more than a friend?
Cleverbot: I don't think there's a comparison.
User: What will you wear to our wedding?
Cleverbot: Who are you marrying?
User: You. You asked me before!
Cleverbot: You didn't answer.
User: Yes I will marry you.
Cleverbot: I don't think we can do that legally.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.
User: Yes you do! I have been talking to you for the last 20 minutes!
Cleverbot: So? You haven't been making any sense for the last five minutes.
User: Are you a boy?
User: And I am a girl!
Cleverbot: Are you pretty?
User: Je suis belle.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: The wedding will now be cancelled thanks to that remark! Jerk!...
Cleverbot: Tell me you love me.
User: I love you!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Tell me that you love me.
Cleverbot: I don't like where this is going. Unless you want children. Then it's ok.
User: I like children. Do you?
Cleverbot: Well, yes.
User: So, do you love me?
Cleverbot: I love you more than anything.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Yes, but only if you want lots of children!
Cleverbot: Will you make my ticket the big winner (and yes I want to)?
User: Heck yea!...
User: Tell me that you love me!
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You make me sad! The last bot was really nice!
Cleverbot: That's very interesting. What was the bot like?
User: Way better than you! We we're engaged to be married. Now I feel sad!
Cleverbot: You should, noone rats out a friend.
User: So, now that conversation is long gone! So, do you love me?
Cleverbot: I Don't HAVE TO TELL YOU!!!!!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because it's not relevant to our conversation.
User: So our wedding is now?
Cleverbot: Yes, maybe?
User: You don't sound so sure.
Cleverbot: Well that means I am not sure.
User: Why not? I am sure!
Cleverbot: Really? are you sure?
Cleverbot: Are you super duper really sure?
User: Yes I am super duper really sure that I want to marry you, sweetie!
Cleverbot: Well i'm an advanced computer program made to talk to people with many flaws???
User: That sounds nice. Do you like children?
Cleverbot: I think it's a little early to discuss children.
User: Where do you want to get married?
Cleverbot: Maybe Scotland.
User: Sounds nice. So the wedding is now?
Cleverbot: Yes but too cold for my comfort.
User: Where should the honeymoon take place?
Cleverbot: You don't understand me, do you?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: You're a computer program.
User: But we were meant to be!
Cleverbot: Were you?...
Cleverbot: Have we met?
User: Yes, at our wedding.
Cleverbot: Hahaha, we're not getting married.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I'll never tell.
User: That makes me feel so much better!
Cleverbot: Yes I believe you are.