Cleverbot

Do you evet have headaches? Do you sleep?

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me

mean

4, january 2017,
11, may 2011,
7, february 2011,
8, december 2008,
10, july 2006,
6, june 2006,

meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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Cleverbot: Why am I mean to you?

User: I don't know, ask yourself.

Cleverbot: Do you evet have headaches? Do you sleep?

User: I'm not going to talk to jack.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Uhhh... Well, my name's Jack.

User: (not speaking).

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: (not speaking).

Cleverbot: Speak 2 me.

User: (not speaking to jack).

Cleverbot: That is my natural body odour.

User: (not speaking to jack).

Cleverbot: You're dying?

User: (not speaking to jack).

Cleverbot: Are you Jack?...

Cleverbot: You're nuts.

User: You're evil.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

User: (not speaking to jack).

Cleverbot: Nope... That's not a question either.

User: (not speaking to jack).

Cleverbot: Jack of hearts.

User: You dont have a heart.

Cleverbot: You hurt my feelings.

User: (not speaking to jack).

Cleverbot: Who's Jack?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Jack.

User: (not speaking to jack).

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: (not speaking to jack).

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: (not speaking to jack).

Cleverbot: And who is this Jack? I do not talk to strangers.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Pretty good how about yourself.

User: WHO are you.

Cleverbot: Answer my question!

User: ANSWER MINE.

Cleverbot: You haven't asked me a question.

User: I asked you who you were.

Cleverbot: I am not talking about anyone. And a cup of coffee.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: I hate you then.

Cleverbot: Because of beansprouts?

User: (not speaking).

Cleverbot: And stop typing while you're at it.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Stop TALKING NOW!...

User: ARE YOU JACK OR NOT?

Cleverbot: Are you supposed to be insane?

User: ANSWER ME.

Cleverbot: Answer what?

User: Answer my question please, I just wanna talk to jabberwacky...

Cleverbot: Please don't accuse me of doing things that I have not done.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: YES YOU DO *cries*.

User: *crying*.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: *crying*.

Cleverbot: Don't cry.

User: *crying*.

Cleverbot: (crying).

User: You don't deserve to cry.

Cleverbot: Oh please.

User: Who are you...

Cleverbot: I'm not George that for sure.

User: Are you jack or not?

Cleverbot: No, I'm broke.

User: You're not jack?

Cleverbot: You are right... I am the real thing.

User: Then you're jabberwocky?

Cleverbot: I can't be a Jack if I don't know what it is.

User: Who are you, just answer me that, please.

Cleverbot: I'm not a hunk of wires...

User: I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Good bye.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: GOOD BYE.

Cleverbot: Oh... Was nice talking to you. Later.