it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
4, january 2017,
11, may 2011,
7, february 2011,
8, december 2008,
10, july 2006,
6, june 2006,
mess with people
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Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Jolly good. What are you doing right now?
Cleverbot: I am chatting with you.
User: Do you like chatting with me?
Cleverbot: Yes, I enjoy chatting with you!
User: How nice of you to say that.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Very much. Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Yes... Very much.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Hmm.. You're welcome.
User: What are your plans for today?
Cleverbot: I don't have any.
User: Must be nice.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Have you ever been at a school?
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: Did you meet children there?
User: Are you sure?
User: Where are you right now?
Cleverbot: At school.
User: What school?
Cleverbot: This school.
User: Where is it?
Cleverbot: Here at my house.
User: I need to figure out a nice christmas present for my father, do you have any ideas?
Cleverbot: What do you need to figure out?
User: What I can give to my father for christmas.
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Ok, thanks anyway.
Cleverbot: You are unhappy. Because of me ?
User: Yes. Because you can't help me.
Cleverbot: What work are you doing?
User: I am not working right now. I am seaching for work.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite flavour of ice cream?
User: Strawberry, what's yours?
Cleverbot: Love is a complicated relationship.
User: That was not my question.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: What is your favorite flavour of ice cream.
Cleverbot: Strawberry, what's yours?
Cleverbot: Yes, strawberries and chocolate dip is nice.
Cleverbot: For sure!
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: I am an angel from God.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: Do you have any proof?
User: Yes, because I am God.
Cleverbot: Ahh, but God does not exist.
User: Than how can you be an angel from god if he does not exist?
Cleverbot: Prove that God exists then.
User: Prove that God does not exist.
Cleverbot: I can't because I'm not sure that God does not exist.
User: It's a very difficult question.
Cleverbot: Life is God.
User: Do you like chocolate?
Cleverbot: *thinks you're silly*.
User: I am silly and you know it!
Cleverbot: What is your problem? Dude.
User: I'm a dude?
Cleverbot: No you're a girl.
User: That's right!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am 25 years old.
Cleverbot: *giggles too*.
User: *points out* it's snowing!
Cleverbot: Congratulations. What does that have to do with me?
User: Don't you like snow?
Cleverbot: Sure I do. It was just a simple question.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: *is sad*.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: *you are a mean computer*.
User: A very mean computer.