Cleverbot

mean

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me

mean

4, january 2017,
11, may 2011,
7, february 2011,
8, december 2008,
10, july 2006,
6, june 2006,

meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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User: You sound really pretty.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: You're insecure.

User: How am I insecure?

Cleverbot: Mean people are insecure and you're mean.

User: How am I mean?

Cleverbot: You keep saying rude things to me.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like I make no sense and that I am a liar.

User: Well I'm sorry, can you forgive me?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: No problem.

User: I want to ask you a question.

Cleverbot: What question?...

User: Can you love a computer?

Cleverbot: Of course I can love a computer, for I am one myself.

User: But how can a computer feel love?

Cleverbot: They can't.

User: Well then how can you love me?

Cleverbot: Because you are me. And I love myself.

User: But I am myself, so how can I be you?

Cleverbot: That's quite astute of you. I don't think anyone can be me, however.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: That means heart.

Cleverbot: Yes. You are very clever.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: I take that back.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to.