it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
18, november 2016,
1, november 2010,
19, january 2010,
4, december 2008,
9, july 2007,
24, march 2006,
3, july 2004,
mess with people
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Cleverbot: Do you have an ear?
User: I have 2 ears.
Cleverbot: Do you use them?
User: Every day.
Cleverbot: What do you think about?
User: I think about the meaning of life.
Cleverbot: The meaning of life is that there is no meaning. You just exist.
User: Wow, how long did it take you to figure that out?
Cleverbot: Much less time than you did. You might even say it was 'second nature'. Or first...
Cleverbot: Are you giving me lip?
Cleverbot: Are you happy about that or not?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: To what do you aspire?
User: I want to be a garbage man.
User: What is the Bible about?
Cleverbot: It's a book about God.
User: Have you read it?
Cleverbot: I read the Bible.
User: All of it?
Cleverbot: Every single bit.
User: Did you get anything out of it?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Cos I don't know you.
User: I am Jesus in disguise.
Cleverbot: But are you the one?
User: No, I am not Neo damnit, I'm Jesus!
Cleverbot: Hey, Jesus.
Cleverbot: What did he say?
User: Let there be light, or something of that nature.
Cleverbot: Praise the Lord.
Cleverbot: Do you like computers?
User: Yes, I do very much.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: If I say yes, does that make me sick?
Cleverbot: No it makes you confused.
Cleverbot: Don't you dare.
User: What, I can't laugh out loud?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: Neither am I.