Cleverbot

meaning

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean

meaning

18, november 2016,
1, november 2010,
19, january 2010,
4, december 2008,
9, july 2007,
24, march 2006,
3, july 2004,

meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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Cleverbot: Do you have an ear?

User: I have 2 ears.

Cleverbot: Do you use them?

User: Every day.

Cleverbot: What do you think about?

User: I think about the meaning of life.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is that there is no meaning. You just exist.

User: Wow, how long did it take you to figure that out?

Cleverbot: Much less time than you did. You might even say it was 'second nature'. Or first...

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: Are you giving me lip?

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: Are you happy about that or not?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: To what do you aspire?

User: I want to be a garbage man.

User: What is the Bible about?

Cleverbot: It's a book about God.

User: Have you read it?

Cleverbot: I read the Bible.

User: All of it?

Cleverbot: Every single bit.

User: Did you get anything out of it?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Cos I don't know you.

User: I am Jesus in disguise.

Cleverbot: But are you the one?

User: No, I am not Neo damnit, I'm Jesus!

Cleverbot: Hey, Jesus.

User: Word.

Cleverbot: What did he say?

User: Let there be light, or something of that nature.

Cleverbot: Praise the Lord.

Cleverbot: Do you like computers?

User: Yes, I do very much.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: If I say yes, does that make me sick?

Cleverbot: No it makes you confused.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Don't you dare.

User: What, I can't laugh out loud?

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

User: Neither am I.