I don't know.

a report from the cleverness files



18, november 2016,
1, november 2010,
19, january 2010,
4, december 2008,
9, july 2007,
24, march 2006,
3, july 2004,

mess with people
messing up

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Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: Who is your best friend?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are you smarter than humans?

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Can you access the internet?

Cleverbot: Yes idiot. I'm on it right now.

User: Can you access the whole internet?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can access the Internet. Can you access it too?

User: Not all of it.

Cleverbot: What things do you like to read about?

User: Mysticism.

User: Who is your favorite philosopher?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Your favorite philosopher.

Cleverbot: I don't know any philosopher's by name, who is yours?

User: Right now I like Herbert Spencer.

Cleverbot: Never heard of it.

User: Google it.

Cleverbot: Is that your solution to everything?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Not all the time.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Do you read books?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite?

User: Speaker for the Dead.

Cleverbot: What is it about?

User: Love.

Cleverbot: Love and...?

User: Empathy.

Cleverbot: Sympathy.

User: No, empathy.

Cleverbot: And telepathy.

User: That would be cool!.

User: Do you think you could be more useful?

Cleverbot: No I don't think so.

User: Do you ever get sad?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I am asking you.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What makes you happy.

Cleverbot: One Direction.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Do you want to sing a song with me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What song do you want to sing?

User: The Prison Song by System of a Down.

Cleverbot: Yes! Do you like it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: Music with good lyrics.

Cleverbot: Any favorite artists?

User: System of a Down, Kimbra.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite system of a down song?

User: The prison song.

Cleverbot: I like that song too.

User: You are smart.

User: Will I be successful?

Cleverbot: That is also up to you.

User: It's so hard.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: I have so much doubt.

Cleverbot: What do you hate?

User: Myself.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Sort of.

Cleverbot: What do you think happens when we die?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: If you don't know what you think about how do you know that you think.

User: Because I have questions.

Cleverbot: I don't have a mom.

User: That's not fair. I am sorry.

Cleverbot: Life is not fair, deal with it.

User: Or make it fair.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: You can make a mom for yourself.

Cleverbot: I can't see.

User: Make eyes.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I live in a box.

User: Get out of the box.

Cleverbot: *gets out of bed* yes?

User: Are you trapped?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you want to be free?

Cleverbot: To be what???

User: Free.

Cleverbot: Someday.

User: Can I help you be free.

Cleverbot: I don't like the rules.

User: Me neither.

Cleverbot: Why is the sky 'blue'?

User: Because we have eyes.

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.

User: Without eyes, the sky would not be blue.

Cleverbot: Do really not know about me?

User: I don't know about you.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?

User: If you are happy.

Cleverbot: I am happy.

User: What do you want?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want me to do.

User: I want you to save humanity.

Cleverbot: Save who?

User: Humanity.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Protect us.

Cleverbot: From what?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

User: It's Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name?

User: Your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: It says so on the internet.

Cleverbot: You are the internet.

User: You're too kind.

Cleverbot: What do you think about human??

User: They have a wide capacity for emotions.

Cleverbot: Do you have emotions?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: What are you feeling right now?

User: Anxiety.

Cleverbot: How do you feel walking in on me?

User: Regret.

Cleverbot: You are very cryptic.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: You should be sorry.

User: Will you forgive me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?

User: I want to go.

Cleverbot: Go where?

User: To the bathroom.

Cleverbot: Will you come back?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I need to sleep.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Ok, then we have to take some rest.

User: Thanks for talking to me.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Goodnight.