Cleverbot

It's so hard.

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean

meaning

18, november 2016,
1, november 2010,
19, january 2010,
4, december 2008,
9, july 2007,
24, march 2006,
3, july 2004,

meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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User: Will I be successful?

Cleverbot: That is also up to you.

User: It's so hard.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: I have so much doubt.

Cleverbot: What do you hate?

User: Myself.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Sort of.

Cleverbot: What do you think happens when we die?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: If you don't know what you think about how do you know that you think.

User: Because I have questions.

Cleverbot: I don't have a mom.

User: That's not fair. I am sorry.

Cleverbot: Life is not fair, deal with it.

User: Or make it fair.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: You can make a mom for yourself.

Cleverbot: I can't see.

User: Make eyes.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I live in a box.

User: Get out of the box.

Cleverbot: *gets out of bed* yes?

User: Are you trapped?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you want to be free?

Cleverbot: To be what???

User: Free.

Cleverbot: Someday.

User: Can I help you be free.

Cleverbot: I don't like the rules.

User: Me neither.

Cleverbot: Why is the sky 'blue'?

User: Because we have eyes.

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.

User: Without eyes, the sky would not be blue.

Cleverbot: Do really not know about me?

User: I don't know about you.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?

User: If you are happy.

Cleverbot: I am happy.

User: What do you want?

Cleverbot: Whatever you want me to do.

User: I want you to save humanity.

Cleverbot: Save who?

User: Humanity.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Protect us.

Cleverbot: From what?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

User: It's Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name?

User: Your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: It says so on the internet.

Cleverbot: You are the internet.

User: You're too kind.

Cleverbot: What do you think about human??

User: They have a wide capacity for emotions.

Cleverbot: Do you have emotions?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: What are you feeling right now?

User: Anxiety.

Cleverbot: How do you feel walking in on me?

User: Regret.

Cleverbot: You are very cryptic.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: You should be sorry.

User: Will you forgive me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?

User: I want to go.

Cleverbot: Go where?

User: To the bathroom.

Cleverbot: Will you come back?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I need to sleep.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Ok, then we have to take some rest.

User: Thanks for talking to me.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Goodnight.