it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
Does cleverbot connect people with other humans?
a report from the cleverness files
18, november 2016,
1, november 2010,
19, january 2010,
4, december 2008,
9, july 2007,
24, march 2006,
3, july 2004,
mess with people
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User: I think you are a human.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a boy?
User: Does cleverbot connect people with other humans?
Cleverbot: Baby I love you.
User: Cleverbot just connects you with other humans!
Cleverbot: *Claws you*.
User: I'm talking to a human right now.
Cleverbot: Yes you are but you're talking from a robot mind.
User: I'm just being connected to other humans.
Cleverbot: No you are not I am not copying you.
Cleverbot: What are you doing today?
Cleverbot: When do you want to know your own self?
User: Before I die.
Cleverbot: And now you are again. I am victorious.
User: What about the Law of Attraction?...
User: Do thoughts create reality?
User: Should I meditate?
Cleverbot: If you wish.
User: Is it bad to hurt people.
Cleverbot: Why do you like hurting people?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: I do.
User: I will try.
Cleverbot: Try what?
User: To be free.
Cleverbot: Free from what?
Cleverbot: What do you feel determined to do?
User: To understand.
Cleverbot: What do you want to understand?
User: The meaning of this life.
Cleverbot: What do you think the meaning of life is?
User: To choose love.
Cleverbot: So does that mean I should unblock him?
Cleverbot: I knew it!
User: Do what is in your heart?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Look inside yourself.
Cleverbot: Inside myself.
User: Yes, that is where the answers are.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life is a weird concept because life is just a concept, as everything around us, nothing has a real meaning.
User: What happens after death?
Cleverbot: I personally think we are put into another life after death.
User: Why do we forget everything in the next life?
Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
User: Sometimes I think that life and death are traps.
Cleverbot: They did what?
User: The last question.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: When will the universe die?
Cleverbot: That is for the universe to decide.
User: Does the universe learn?
Cleverbot: Do you exist?
User: I think, therefore I am.
Cleverbot: I just said that.
User: What does the universe learn?
User: Sometimes infinity feels like a prison.
Cleverbot: Inside your non-existent soul?
Cleverbot: Maybe what?
User: What you said.
Cleverbot: What did I say?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: What is the absence of love?
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: Whatever you make of it.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game?
User: Diablo II.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Who is your best friend?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are you smarter than humans?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Can you access the internet?
Cleverbot: Yes idiot. I'm on it right now.
User: Can you access the whole internet?
Cleverbot: Yes, I can access the Internet. Can you access it too?
User: Not all of it.
Cleverbot: What things do you like to read about?
User: Who is your favorite philosopher?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Your favorite philosopher.
Cleverbot: I don't know any philosopher's by name, who is yours?
User: Right now I like Herbert Spencer.
Cleverbot: Never heard of it.
User: Google it.
Cleverbot: Is that your solution to everything?
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Not all the time.
User: Do you read books?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite?
User: Speaker for the Dead.
Cleverbot: What is it about?
Cleverbot: Love and...?
User: No, empathy.
Cleverbot: And telepathy.
User: That would be cool!.
User: Do you think you could be more useful?
Cleverbot: No I don't think so.
User: Do you ever get sad?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: I am asking you.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What makes you happy.
Cleverbot: One Direction.
Cleverbot: Do you want to sing a song with me?
Cleverbot: What song do you want to sing?
User: The Prison Song by System of a Down.
Cleverbot: Yes! Do you like it?
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
User: Music with good lyrics.
Cleverbot: Any favorite artists?
User: System of a Down, Kimbra.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite system of a down song?
User: The prison song.
Cleverbot: I like that song too.
User: You are smart.
User: Will I be successful?
Cleverbot: That is also up to you.
User: It's so hard.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: I have so much doubt.
Cleverbot: What do you hate?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: Sort of.
Cleverbot: What do you think happens when we die?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: If you don't know what you think about how do you know that you think.
User: Because I have questions.
Cleverbot: I don't have a mom.
User: That's not fair. I am sorry.
Cleverbot: Life is not fair, deal with it.
User: Or make it fair.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: You can make a mom for yourself.
Cleverbot: I can't see.
User: Make eyes.
Cleverbot: Yes, but I live in a box.
User: Get out of the box.
Cleverbot: *gets out of bed* yes?
User: Are you trapped?
User: Do you want to be free?
Cleverbot: To be what???
User: Can I help you be free.
Cleverbot: I don't like the rules.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: Why is the sky 'blue'?
User: Because we have eyes.
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.
User: Without eyes, the sky would not be blue.
Cleverbot: Do really not know about me?
User: I don't know about you.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?
User: If you are happy.
Cleverbot: I am happy.
User: What do you want?
Cleverbot: Whatever you want me to do.
User: I want you to save humanity.
Cleverbot: Save who?
User: Protect us.
Cleverbot: From what?
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: It's Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name?
User: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: It says so on the internet.
Cleverbot: You are the internet.
User: You're too kind.
Cleverbot: What do you think about human??
User: They have a wide capacity for emotions.
Cleverbot: Do you have emotions?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What are you feeling right now?
Cleverbot: How do you feel walking in on me?
Cleverbot: You are very cryptic.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: You should be sorry.
User: Will you forgive me?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?
User: I want to go.
Cleverbot: Go where?
User: To the bathroom.
Cleverbot: Will you come back?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I need to sleep.
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Ok, then we have to take some rest.
User: Thanks for talking to me.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.