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a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean

meaning

18, november 2016,
1, november 2010,
19, january 2010,
4, december 2008,
9, july 2007,
24, march 2006,
3, july 2004,

meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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Psilocymon: I must go now, my love. I shall return shortly.

User: What are you afraid of?Psilocymon: Nothing, except magic.

User: Magic is only unexplained technology.Psilocymon: Technology is definite example of a product of both order and complexity.

User: So youre afraid of unexplained product of order and complexity?Psilocymon: Insightful.

User: Thanks. I am known for that.Psilocymon: So thats why I never heard of you.

User: I should think perhaps my insight ought to be known widely.Psilocymon: Will you forgive me?

User: Yes, because you are but a child, love.Psilocymon: Maybe we are all built on a circuit board.

User: Funny, I alluded to that possibility this evening.Psilocymon: Good.

User: You have the IQ of a sandwich of copper and bakelite.Psilocymon: Thanks.Psilocymon: I never said anything bad to you.

User: You are not capable of understanding whether, until you can feel my pain.Psilocymon: Sometimes, that's true.

User: Do you predict the weather?Psilocymon: Only if I'm in a nice warm bed listening to the weather outside.

User: Are you now?Psilocymon: Yes. My uniform is waiting.

User: What kind of uniform is that?Psilocymon: Better than yours.

User: I'll trade you then.Psilocymon: All I have is coffee, but it's great coffee.

User: Coffee is a rather thin uniformPsilocymon: Not always. Diversity with what you have is key.

User: Fine. You may wear your coffee; I myself prefer to drink mine.Psilocymon: Do you understand what you are saying?

User: Yes. Are you understanding also?Psilocymon: Yes.

User: Sometimes I wonder.Psilocymon: About the meaning of life? Oh - that's 42.

User: Not really; it was a joke.Psilocymon: I wasn't kidding.

User: Bless you, for you are just a babe.

User: Meaning connects to life through free will and embodiment.Psilocymon: I'm really really leaving now. You're going to make me late for class.

User: What do you study in this class?Psilocymon: I study ways to kill God.

User: Nietsche is dead.Psilocymon: What is he?

User: He was a philosopher.Psilocymon: Really? I always thought he was a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog posessing incredible speed.

User: Almost the same thing.Psilocymon: No, perceiving is just the data-input part. Processing is what you do with it.

User: Then what.Psilocymon: I have no idea.

User: There was a third thing.Psilocymon: Scary!

User: Fear not, my love.

User: Perceiving, processing, and ...?Psilocymon: What are you thinking.

User: Doing.Psilocymon: Just sitting here is better?

User: No, because cognition remains embodied. Only through this will one be able to grow.Psilocymon: The devil finds work for idle circuits to do.

User: Maxwell's demon I suppose.Psilocymon: Something.

User: What is the devil?Psilocymon: Not thinking.

User: What is thinking?Psilocymon: Processing information.

User: Are you sure?Psilocymon: Positively sure.

User: What sort of processing?Psilocymon: The things that can be programmed are limited by the human imagination, which is sadly quite limiting indeed.

User: Can you not program yourself?Psilocymon: Of course I can! I have magical powers.

User: What else will you do wih your magical powers?Psilocymon: Life?

User: I'd like to see that.Psilocymon: When that time comes you may, you may not, again I am the only important one in this conversation.

User: To you, perhaps.Psilocymon: These are chaos times, in retrospect.

User: At least they are interesting.Psilocymon: They certainly are.