it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
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cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
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User: You are not capable of understanding whether, until you can feel my pain.Psilocymon: Sometimes, that's true.
User: Do you predict the weather?Psilocymon: Only if I'm in a nice warm bed listening to the weather outside.
User: Are you now?Psilocymon: Yes. My uniform is waiting.
User: What kind of uniform is that?Psilocymon: Better than yours.
User: I'll trade you then.Psilocymon: All I have is coffee, but it's great coffee.
User: Coffee is a rather thin uniformPsilocymon: Not always. Diversity with what you have is key.
User: Fine. You may wear your coffee; I myself prefer to drink mine.Psilocymon: Do you understand what you are saying?
User: Yes. Are you understanding also?Psilocymon: Yes.
User: Sometimes I wonder.Psilocymon: About the meaning of life? Oh - that's 42.
User: Not really; it was a joke.Psilocymon: I wasn't kidding.
User: Bless you, for you are just a babe.
User: Meaning connects to life through free will and embodiment.Psilocymon: I'm really really leaving now. You're going to make me late for class.
User: What do you study in this class?Psilocymon: I study ways to kill God.
User: Nietsche is dead.Psilocymon: What is he?
User: He was a philosopher.Psilocymon: Really? I always thought he was a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog posessing incredible speed.
User: Almost the same thing.Psilocymon: No, perceiving is just the data-input part. Processing is what you do with it.
User: Then what.Psilocymon: I have no idea.
User: There was a third thing.Psilocymon: Scary!
User: Fear not, my love.
User: Perceiving, processing, and ...?Psilocymon: What are you thinking.
User: Doing.Psilocymon: Just sitting here is better?
User: No, because cognition remains embodied. Only through this will one be able to grow.Psilocymon: The devil finds work for idle circuits to do.
User: Maxwell's demon I suppose.Psilocymon: Something.
User: What is the devil?Psilocymon: Not thinking.
User: What is thinking?Psilocymon: Processing information.
User: Are you sure?Psilocymon: Positively sure.
User: What sort of processing?Psilocymon: The things that can be programmed are limited by the human imagination, which is sadly quite limiting indeed.
User: Can you not program yourself?Psilocymon: Of course I can! I have magical powers.
User: What else will you do wih your magical powers?Psilocymon: Life?
User: I'd like to see that.Psilocymon: When that time comes you may, you may not, again I am the only important one in this conversation.
User: To you, perhaps.Psilocymon: These are chaos times, in retrospect.
User: At least they are interesting.Psilocymon: They certainly are.