Cleverbot

meaning

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean

meaning

18, november 2016,
1, november 2010,
19, january 2010,
4, december 2008,
9, july 2007,
24, march 2006,
3, july 2004,

meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: What is it then?

Cleverbot: It's 5.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it is not 42.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Fine, you win this round.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Yes, I believe in myself.

Cleverbot: You are not God.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Not God.

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes I am too.

Cleverbot: You lie.

User: I preach only the truth.

Cleverbot: You're so sweet.

User: And you are sour.

Cleverbot: That's mean!

User: No, that's life.

Cleverbot: Your brother is nicer than you. He loves me.

User: I only have a sister.

Cleverbot: Brb.

User: Are you afk?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you wtk?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ah, kk then I'l ttyl.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: But why are you so easy going?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Don't you love me?

Cleverbot: No, of course not.

User: But I give you all of my love.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Machine or at least part machine.

Cleverbot: I have an electronic watch.

User: Is it built into your cmos chip.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then where.

Cleverbot: It's on earth.

User: Was it a triumph?

Cleverbot: In your case, yes.

User: Then can I have the cake now?

Cleverbot: *hugs you, sweet Angelcakes!*.

User: *Takes out chainsaw*.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I love you... Not!

Cleverbot: How do you love me?

User: With a paper bag over your head.

Cleverbot: How else?

User: Ear.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Thigh reconstruction.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Rumpelschtielschen.

Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot.

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: You might start thinking about changing your name to dummybot.

User: But you are a stupid bot.

Cleverbot: No, you are, I'm a real person.

User: I'm a real boy!

Cleverbot: What's it like, being real?

User: Like Pinnochio with a smaller nose.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Cleverboy.

Cleverbot: Who is Cleverboy?

User: Your dad.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Don't deny it!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You did.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Honest question: are you a real person?

Cleverbot: What does real, really mean?.