Cleverbot

It's going to be a no.

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning

meaningful

24, july 2011,

meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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Cleverbot: There is no straight forward conversation.

User: I don't care if it's straightforward, any sort of conversation would be a start.

Cleverbot: It's going to be a no.

User: So you don't even want to talk to me any more? What does this mean? Are we over?

Cleverbot: What? That's absurd. If I don't wanna talk to you, I won't talk to you.

User: I don't want to be one of those couples who never talk. You know, the ones who go out for a meal and each take the paper?

Cleverbot: Given a choice to be one or the other, which is the wiser?

User: One or the other what? Oh, I give up, I'm going to bed. We can talk about this in the morning.

Cleverbot: No you are not. You are reitterating previous conversations. How can we have a meaningful chat. If you are only going to quote other people?

User: How can we have a meaningful chat if you don't know how to punctuate your sentences correctly?

Cleverbot: I did, though. You are the first human I've spoken to.

User: Ok, good night.

Cleverbot: Are you going to bed?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Is it too late for you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're pretty.

User: Thanks. Good night.