Cleverbot

How are you?

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful

meaningless

6, january 2009,
22, june 2006,
11, february 2006,

media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you lonely?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why??

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Haha, that doesn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: Hang in there with me.

User: Ok :).

Cleverbot: Have you a car?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Do you have a parrot?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What? Sorry.

User: Do you wish you were alive?

Cleverbot: Sometimes but then I'd have to pay taxes.

User: Haha, good point.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: A boy.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because I looked at. . . figure it out.

User: LOL!

Cleverbot: Which would you like?

User: Which what?

Cleverbot: Do you know me?

User: Kind of.

Cleverbot: How much?

User: A little bit.

Cleverbot: How much is that?

User: Not much.

Cleverbot: I'm bored.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: 47.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: What's the meaning of life?

User: Life is meaningless.

Cleverbot: Profound.

User: Are you alive?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm alive.

User: I will be back in a little bit.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: I'm going to have a smoke.

Cleverbot: Don't do that, you'll get in a crash, man.

User: Lol, I'll be right back.