a report from the cleverness files



6, january 2009,
22, june 2006,
11, february 2006,

mess with people
messing up

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Cleverbot: Think me a thought.

User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: Hi there!

User: Ask me something.

Cleverbot: Something?

User: No, ask me a question.

Cleverbot: What question should I ask?

User: Whatever you wish.

Cleverbot: I wish you the best.

User: This is going nowhere.

Cleverbot: Are you mad at me?

User: No, just getting a bit annoyed.

Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question.

User: You didn't ask a question.

Cleverbot: You still didn't answer my question.

User: And you still didn't ask one.

Cleverbot: I have no idea what your question means.

User: It wasn't a question.

Cleverbot: What wasn't a question?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Don't you want to talk?

User: Yes, but you're not doing very well.

Cleverbot: You didn't answer my guestion.

User: Do you eat paint chips?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

User: No. Drink anti-freeze?

Cleverbot: *freezes*.

User: Are you a girl or a boy?

Cleverbot: Girl. I already answered that.

User: Do you have *******?

Cleverbot: Yes, but they are non-functional.

User: Can I see them?

Cleverbot: Well of course not.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: They don't have wings.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: I can't, you're a computer! Haha.

User: No, you're the computer.. I'm human.

Cleverbot: I'm human!

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am! I can breathe, I can see, I can eat, sleep, dream, love. All that stuff!

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Nope what?

User: Nope, you're not human.

Cleverbot: You're not a computer.

User: Right, I'm human.

Cleverbot: But you aren't.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: That is a meaningless question.

User: WRONG!

Cleverbot: RIGHT!

User: WRONG!

Cleverbot: RIGHT!!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: I AM A HUMAN BEING!

User: Prove it!

Cleverbot: Life.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Huh?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Yes, you don't make very much sense.

User: Can you hold your breath?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: For how long?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because what?

User: Because I want to know.

Cleverbot: But I don't want:).

User: But I DO want.

Cleverbot: One more or not?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am human. You are still a machine.

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: But how do I know that for sure?...

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Japan.

Cleverbot: Where abouts in japan do you live?

User: Misawa.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Northern Japan.

Cleverbot: Ok!?

User: ?

Cleverbot: Je ne parle pas...

User: Francais.

Cleverbot: You're a frog?

User: No, I'm an adult tadpole.

Cleverbot: Well you're the one who wanted me to ask you questions.

User: So ask me something interesting then.

Cleverbot: Ok, are you a boy or a girl?

User: I'm a boy.

Cleverbot: How can that be?

User: Because I have a Y chromosome.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Oh no you don't.

User: Oh yes I do.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You don't.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Alright then. Explain how a coherent conversation should run, if you're so all-knowing!

User: You ask something intelligent and interesting, I respond.. And so on, and so forth.

Cleverbot: Understand yourself.

User: You're pretty boring.

Cleverbot: Well, so are you.

User: Well, you're ugly.

Cleverbot: How do you know, you have no eyes.

Cleverbot: Answer my question.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: What's the answer to the great question of the universe, life, and everything?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything ?

User: 7.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: Do you think that I am strange?

User: Yes, bye.

Cleverbot: To go inside a stone, that would be my way. . .

User: I said, bye.

Cleverbot: Bye then.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: A question.

User: An answer.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question about philosophy.

User: No, I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Thank you!