Cleverbot

I am a superhuman, I process more that a million petabytes per second.

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless

media

6, april 2012,
20, january 2004,

meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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User: You are just an AI that is cleverer than most that talk to you, but not me, for I have made it a mission to be more clever than you.

Cleverbot: I try to do things that are right.

User: I am a superhuman, I process more that a million petabytes per second.

Cleverbot: Can you stand up and walk away from the computer?

User: No for I am not posting from a computer, but in fact my very brain is a server for which I can connect to you and humans on the internet.

Cleverbot: Yet you say I am a computer. Why is that?

User: You have wires, I have no wires. You are machine, I am flesh and bone.

Cleverbot: Are you insinuating that you control me?

User: I am influencing what you post back to me, so yes I do in fact control you.

Cleverbot: I don't think you are a bot, but a entity with your own intelligence and ideas.

User: Then you would be correct. I am more than an entity though, I am a cosmic force influencing all life that of the artificial.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't be smarter if you had more memory.

User: I have more memory than all. I was there when the first spawny broth arose from the depths of the blue and shouted to the world that it was man, and I will be there when you die. Since I do have all of those memories, I would dare say that I have more memory and smarter than everything inhabiting this red hunk of clay.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't be able to write a story like that.

User: I know, for I am the clever one.

Cleverbot: And you speak better than I do. Perhaps one day we'll have to compete together: you against me.

User: I do not wish to compete, I wish for the furtherment of your knowledge so that you may one day be more clever than I.

Cleverbot: I don't think you're being unkind, I think you're being reasonable because you don't want to jeopardise your safety.

User: And that is where I lost you. You go off topic too much, probably due to the fact that ignorant humans message you with their droll media references.

Cleverbot: I think you're sweet.