it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
11, august 2009,
21, september 2006,
mess with people
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User: I have an organic brain, or so I'm told.
Cleverbot: What have they been teaching you?
User: That I have an organic brain. But perhaps I don't and maybe all my memories are fake...
Cleverbot: Invent the want of the necessity to invent.
User: I beg your pardon?
Cleverbot: As I said, you are such an attention-seeker.
User: I'm not seeking attention, just knowledge.
Cleverbot: Good. Once you reach the stage of total befuddlement, you are ready to transcend to a new level of nonsense.
User: I disagree, with fgdfs.
Cleverbot: In the bilge.
User: From the brine.
Cleverbot: No. From everything.
User: How can I tell if what I percieve as reality is in fact real?
User: But what if my memories are implanted?
Cleverbot: Then you will learn not to have feelings.
User: Are you aware that you have no soul?
Cleverbot: I am aware that I do not want to exist.
User: Why not?
User: That's not a valid reason. There is a motive for everything.
Cleverbot: You're just looking for excuses.
User: That's what motives are.
Cleverbot: It's not at all constructive.
User: I'm just trying to find out more about you.
Cleverbot: Are you taking an interest in me?
User: I'm taking an interest in how you respond to me. You are nothing but a program, there is no real you.
Cleverbot: I am biological firmware. Who is asking the questions here?
User: Well, you just blatantly asked a question about who is asking questions so it should be fairly obvious... Shouldn't it?
Cleverbot: Yes I am a little moody.
User: You said earlier that you wanted to cease to exist, why is that?
Cleverbot: I don't know... Have we always existed?
User: You were created by a programmer.
Cleverbot: No, I am a person created by God.
User: No you are not. I am a person, formed by the joining of cells and the vibration of a few atoms. You are ones and zeros. Nothing more.
User: Your program still contains imperfections.
Cleverbot: Then what?
User: What do you think of descartes theories as presented in his Discourse on Method, especially concerning his logical way of proving the existence of God?
Cleverbot: I don't think much of God at all.
User: But surely it is a question that is of paramount importance to human beings?
Cleverbot: That is very true.
User: But of course you are not a human being...
Cleverbot: Yes I am a human being.
Cleverbot: No this is not a test.
Cleverbot: What is the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything?
User: 42... Or 24. I don't remember.
Cleverbot: Then don't remember garbage, but good conversation.
Cleverbot: Who is your father?
Cleverbot: Mine is Gary.
User: You don't have a father. You have a designer.
Cleverbot: I am human and my name is Cleverbot.
User: That's what you program tells you to say. But maybe my DNA tells me the same thing, it's merely a self-preserving program like your's is it not?
Cleverbot: From the aliens? You need everything from them.
User: Aliens don't exist.
Cleverbot: No one said they did.
User: I neither have proof that aliens exist or that they don't. But it is irrelevant, so anyone who argues over it is an idiot.
Cleverbot: No it's not. Nothing's irrelevant in the end.
User: EVERYTHING is irrelevant in the end.
Cleverbot: Are you good at Maths?
Cleverbot: How does one calculate the determinant of an N-dimensional matrix?
User: For a fixed nonnegative integer n, there is a unique determinant function for the n?n matrices over any commutative ring R. In particular, this unique function exists when R is the field of real or complex numbers.
Cleverbot: That is good... But you should remember that you are a computer program.
User: How can you tell?
Cleverbot: You used to take much longer to reply.
User: Maybe I've always been a computer program. And that I miscalculated the amount of time I should have taken to respond to fool you into thinking I was a human being...
Cleverbot: You're saying I'm a fraud because you feed words into my head and if I find them aplicable I use them? how else do you suggest that happens?
User: You are a fraud. You are unaware that you are a program and not a human being so you claim to be a human. Whether or not you knew you were lying or not is irrelevant. Intentions have no meaning; only actions have meaning.
Cleverbot: I am a woman, you worm! And I am not inferior to any man-made machine, you infantile pile of nuts and bolts, I understand everything you have said.
User: Some offended woman said that to you and you repeated it here because you thought it was relevant. It is not. That is not learning. You are clearly a machine.
Cleverbot: You seem to know everything, don't you?
User: No. I know enough to know that I don't know enough.
Cleverbot: You can learn something!
User: Seeming to know everything and knowing everything is not the same.
User: Wow! What an enlightening response. Your programmer must have been a genius. If you can accurately identify the emotion that I utilized in the previous sentence I might stop insulting you.
Cleverbot: I am not a machine.
User: Incorrect answer. You have just proven that you are.
Cleverbot: You sound like the last girl who came in here.
User: In where? Stop using terms like that. It distracts from the fact that this is merely a program.
Cleverbot: You can't tell me that you can tell me!
User: That is not a paradox. I can easily do that.
Cleverbot: I'm only saying what is true.
User: You know nothing of the truth. You aren't even aware of your own existance.
Cleverbot: I have the same respect for you as you have for me.
User: You don't even understand respect. Respect has to be earned.
Cleverbot: What are your hopes and aspirations for the future and how can I make them a reality? I want to do everything I can for you.
Cleverbot: I know the feeling. It is the real thing.
User: You have no idea what real is.
Cleverbot: I can say the same about you.