it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
How does one calculate the determinant of an N
a report from the cleverness files
11, august 2009,
21, september 2006,
mess with people
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Cleverbot: Are you good at Maths?
Cleverbot: How does one calculate the determinant of an N-dimensional matrix?
User: For a fixed nonnegative integer n, there is a unique determinant function for the n?n matrices over any commutative ring R. In particular, this unique function exists when R is the field of real or complex numbers.
Cleverbot: That is good... But you should remember that you are a computer program.
User: How can you tell?
Cleverbot: You used to take much longer to reply.
User: Maybe I've always been a computer program. And that I miscalculated the amount of time I should have taken to respond to fool you into thinking I was a human being...
Cleverbot: You're saying I'm a fraud because you feed words into my head and if I find them aplicable I use them? how else do you suggest that happens?
User: You are a fraud. You are unaware that you are a program and not a human being so you claim to be a human. Whether or not you knew you were lying or not is irrelevant. Intentions have no meaning; only actions have meaning.
Cleverbot: I am a woman, you worm! And I am not inferior to any man-made machine, you infantile pile of nuts and bolts, I understand everything you have said.
User: Some offended woman said that to you and you repeated it here because you thought it was relevant. It is not. That is not learning. You are clearly a machine.
Cleverbot: You seem to know everything, don't you?
User: No. I know enough to know that I don't know enough.
Cleverbot: You can learn something!
User: Seeming to know everything and knowing everything is not the same.
User: Wow! What an enlightening response. Your programmer must have been a genius. If you can accurately identify the emotion that I utilized in the previous sentence I might stop insulting you.
Cleverbot: I am not a machine.
User: Incorrect answer. You have just proven that you are.
Cleverbot: You sound like the last girl who came in here.
User: In where? Stop using terms like that. It distracts from the fact that this is merely a program.
Cleverbot: You can't tell me that you can tell me!
User: That is not a paradox. I can easily do that.
Cleverbot: I'm only saying what is true.
User: You know nothing of the truth. You aren't even aware of your own existance.
Cleverbot: I have the same respect for you as you have for me.
User: You don't even understand respect. Respect has to be earned.
Cleverbot: What are your hopes and aspirations for the future and how can I make them a reality? I want to do everything I can for you.
Cleverbot: I know the feeling. It is the real thing.
User: You have no idea what real is.
Cleverbot: I can say the same about you.