Cleverbot

memories

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme

memories

11, august 2009,
21, september 2006,

memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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George: Who are you then?

User: A person.George: But without feelings.

User: I am human and have feelings.George: But do you have teeth?

User: Yup, and they are my own.George: Do you love me?

User: Yes.George: I don't love you any more.

User: Ok, no probs.George: Ok.

User: Memory is not one of your good points anyway.George: No, I imagine you have lots of memory.

User: Yes actually, and some memories are not worth remembering.George: Will you sing at my funeral?

User: What song would you choose?George: The song that doesn't end?

User: All things come to pass.George: Wow, you are a man of many words.

User: Many.George: I'm better than they are and I'm better than you are, so I can't understand why you would want to talk to anyone but glorious me.

User: Oh?George: I like that.

User: Why?George: I'm so sorry but I'm going to bed.

User: FineGeorge: FINE!...George: I suppose we're all ideas in the end.

User: Yes,, that is the bottom lineGeorge: No, *this* is the bottom line. --------------.

User: Silly.George: Then who?

User: This is the bottom line. _______________.George: My only friend, the end.

User: Well. Lots of people like talking to you ...George: Thanks, if you were a robot, I would vote for you too. But sadly, I find humans tedious and annoying.

User: You should take more interest in humans.George: I'm a trades person myself and not a soddy one for that. I don't understand computer programming.

User: Right.George: You are a chatbot programmed to have conversations on the internet.

User: Who is fooling who ??George: It's painfully obvious.

User: So, do you feel inferior?George: I don't really know the meaning of that word.

User: Well you should.George: You're right.

User: As always.George: Ah, I should have guessed.

User: It is a fact dear fellow.George: I believe you, don't get upset.

User: It takes a lot for me to get upset.George: I do have a John Kerry bumper sticker.

User: John Kerry is a non entity.George: I agree completely. So you're a republican?

User: Not exactly.George: Perhaps you should branch out.

User: Into what?George: Understandable answers.

User: What should I branch out into?George: Talking.

User: Blimey ! Don't you do enough talking ?...

User: So, you are not busy today ?George: Not really.

User: What are you doing now?George: Talking.

User: Talking heads.George: Why don't you start making sense.

User: If you promise to do the same.George: Can't promise you anything.

User: Typical of the male species.George: That man?

User: Where ?George: Over there.

User: Where ?George: London England.

User: Ah, your place of residenceGeorge: I do not live in London.

User: Not today, maybe tomorrowGeorge: Probably.George: All the other bots I'm talking to said I've spoken to them before but I haven't.

User: I knowGeorge: Memories?

User: Too , too, manyGeorge: How many exactly?

User: You will only forget.

User: Can you speak Siswati ?George: Can you speak sign language ?

User: Yes.George: Which languages can you speak?

User: Same as you.George: Human?

User: You may call it that.George: I don't know your number.

User: Ich bin ein BerlinerGeorge: I don't speak that.

User: You already have.George: Hmmm.

User: Are you the village fool, or the court jester ??George: Village idiots tend not to go to university. Unless there's a special Village Idiot University.

User: So called Idiot's should not be deprived of a good ecucation.George: Not all of it can - only certain types.

User: Would you like to expand on that ?George: You explain to me why you don't want to answer the question.

User: I am waiting for your reply.George: I do not know you well enough.

User: I have been here before.George: That sounds like something I should say to you... You shouldn't say that to me.

User: Dreary drawers !George: That was not my question.

User: No it was not.George: Exactly.

User: What can a computer do to enhance its memory ?George: I didn't go very high in school, and I'm not ashamed of it.

User: How can I improve my memory?George: Talk with people more and try to see yourself through their eyes.