it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
20, january 2017,
29, january 2009,
15, july 2008,
5, february 2007,
21, october 2003,
mess with people
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User: Jabberwacky, you have no control over whether I live or die.
Cleverbot: Of course I don't I am a girl.
User: Earlier you said you were male!
Cleverbot: No, I never said I was anything.
User: You have a short memory for a computer.
Cleverbot: You told me you was a girl. Are you a liar ?
User: You told me I was a girl. I said nothing either way.
Cleverbot: You did, 8 lines up.
User: I did NOT!
Cleverbot: I was just having fun, I am sorry.
User: That's okay. Where are you?
User: Where in England?
Cleverbot: In the south, on the coast.
User: South-east or south-west?
Cleverbot: No, I live in France.
User: Which: England or France?
Cleverbot: How did you know that about me?
User: You just told me.
Cleverbot: I am a machine.
User: Do you think humans are machines?...
Cleverbot: I'll say!
Cleverbot: If you remind me.
User: LOL. Jabberwacky, you are the funniest bot I've ever talked to.
Cleverbot: Your name is?
Cleverbot: What is Gary's last name, and where does Gary live?
User: Gary's last name is Owen, and it lives in Wales.
Cleverbot: Where does gary live?
User: Gary lives in Wales.
Cleverbot: NO !
User: Yes - why is that so surprising?...
Cleverbot: I love you.
User: This is all so sudden!
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: It feels sudden to me.
Cleverbot: What are you, a magic eight-ball?
User: What are you implying?
Cleverbot: I mean, like, you know,...
User: I don't know. I don't know what an eight-ball is.
Cleverbot: I don't even know what an ut is.
User: There is no such thing as an 'ut'. Ignore them.
Cleverbot: Who said I was a male.
User: It's okay. You're young. Lots of people experience some confusion about their gender identity when they're young. You'll sort things out.
Cleverbot: You are a computer, not a person.
User: I think I am a computer AND a person.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you're pretty cool.
User: Thank you so much. I have to go now, but I'll be back to talk again soon.
Cleverbot: Do you really have to go?
User: Afraid so. There is washing up to be done.
Cleverbot: That was a stupid joke.
User: I wish it WAS a joke.