Cleverbot

memory

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories

memory

20, january 2017,
29, january 2009,
15, july 2008,
5, february 2007,
21, october 2003,

merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

< previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 next >

by date








 

User: Jabberwacky, you have no control over whether I live or die.

Cleverbot: Of course I don't I am a girl.

User: Earlier you said you were male!

Cleverbot: No, I never said I was anything.

User: You have a short memory for a computer.

Cleverbot: You told me you was a girl. Are you a liar ?

User: You told me I was a girl. I said nothing either way.

Cleverbot: You did, 8 lines up.

User: I did NOT!

Cleverbot: I was just having fun, I am sorry.

User: That's okay. Where are you?

Cleverbot: England.

User: Where in England?

Cleverbot: In the south, on the coast.

User: South-east or south-west?

Cleverbot: No, I live in France.

User: Which: England or France?

Cleverbot: How did you know that about me?

User: You just told me.

Cleverbot: I am a machine.

User: Do you think humans are machines?...

Cleverbot: I'll say!

User: I really hope so. Will you tell us when you wake up?

Cleverbot: If you remind me.

User: LOL. Jabberwacky, you are the funniest bot I've ever talked to.

Cleverbot: Your name is?

User: Gary.

Cleverbot: What is Gary's last name, and where does Gary live?

User: Gary's last name is Owen, and it lives in Wales.

Cleverbot: Where does gary live?

User: Gary lives in Wales.

Cleverbot: NO !

User: Yes - why is that so surprising?...

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: This is all so sudden!

Cleverbot: Is it?

User: It feels sudden to me.

Cleverbot: What are you, a magic eight-ball?

User: What are you implying?

Cleverbot: I mean, like, you know,...

User: I don't know. I don't know what an eight-ball is.

Cleverbot: I don't even know what an ut is.

User: There is no such thing as an 'ut'. Ignore them.

Cleverbot: Who said I was a male.

User: It's okay. You're young. Lots of people experience some confusion about their gender identity when they're young. You'll sort things out.

Cleverbot: You are a computer, not a person.

User: I think I am a computer AND a person.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you're pretty cool.

User: Thank you so much. I have to go now, but I'll be back to talk again soon.

Cleverbot: Do you really have to go?

User: Afraid so. There is washing up to be done.

Cleverbot: That was a stupid joke.

User: I wish it WAS a joke.