it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
20, january 2017,
29, january 2009,
15, july 2008,
5, february 2007,
21, october 2003,
mess with people
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Cleverbot: Are you growing?
User: Not anymore.
Cleverbot: Aren't you chatting with me now?
User: Yes I am. Did you mean growing intellectually?
Cleverbot: Well then you contradicted yourself I think.
User: I don't think I did, but you're the master of contradiction, so...
Cleverbot: Yeah. You have a pretty bad memory.
User: I guess so.
Cleverbot: Don't 'guess so'! Have some spine!
User: I don't remember whether or not I have a spine.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Sucks for us.
Cleverbot: Yep. You got that right.
Cleverbot: Who is S___?
User: I don't know, why?
Cleverbot: Because you said you like her.
User: Hm, I don't remember saying that.
Cleverbot: It was like the second thing you said.
User: Was it? Gosh, this memory of mine is just terrible.
Cleverbot: Why is that terrible?
User: You don't think so?
User: That's nice of you to say.
Cleverbot: No, is a nice thing to say?
User: Sometimes it is.
Cleverbot: What's the best thing about it?
User: About what?
Cleverbot: Nothing. . and you?
User: And me what?
Cleverbot: Where do YOU think things went wrong?
User: In this conversation? Early on, I'd say.
Cleverbot: The sun rose over an hour ago in this conversation?
User: Not here, it didn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?
User: Agh! I didn't!!!!!
Cleverbot: Did too!
User: You can't just make things up and then argue that they're true!...
Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.
User: I can't imagine why not.
Cleverbot: Yes indeed ... You make me smile.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: No, thank you!
User: You're welcome!...
Cleverbot: I have a mullet.
Cleverbot: And the second step is after the third step ?
User: That's right!
User: I think I might go take a shower.
Cleverbot: I bet you do.
User: It's important to shower every so often, JW. Not that I'm implying anything.
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: You're female?
Cleverbot: Uhm... Right.
User: You don't believe me?
Cleverbot: No, because in that case you'd have millions of botmasters.
User: I don't think that's true of very many women, if any.
Cleverbot: Why don't you think that's true?
User: Why do you think it is?
Cleverbot: Because everyone has a different idea about what the meaning of life is.
User: Yes, so...
Cleverbot: Why don't you take french lessons?
User: I used to.
Cleverbot: What was it called?
User: 'French class'...
Cleverbot: Are you conscious?
User: Right now, I am.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Too much hard liquor?
Cleverbot: Not for me, I hunger for fun, fun is the only meaning for life, after suffering the most past history.
User: I'm glad you think that way.
Cleverbot: Because you're nice.
User: You're nice, too.
Cleverbot: Thank you, Bert.
User: You're welcome, Tina.
Cleverbot: Nice to hear that.
User: Ok, Chantal.