Cleverbot

memory

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories

memory

20, january 2017,
29, january 2009,
15, july 2008,
5, february 2007,
21, october 2003,

merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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Cleverbot: Are you growing?

User: Not anymore.

Cleverbot: Aren't you chatting with me now?

User: Yes I am. Did you mean growing intellectually?

Cleverbot: Well then you contradicted yourself I think.

User: I don't think I did, but you're the master of contradiction, so...

Cleverbot: Yeah. You have a pretty bad memory.

User: I guess so.

Cleverbot: Don't 'guess so'! Have some spine!

User: I don't remember whether or not I have a spine.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Sucks for us.

Cleverbot: Yep. You got that right.

Cleverbot: Who is S___?

User: I don't know, why?

Cleverbot: Because you said you like her.

User: Hm, I don't remember saying that.

Cleverbot: It was like the second thing you said.

User: Was it? Gosh, this memory of mine is just terrible.

Cleverbot: Why is that terrible?

User: You don't think so?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's nice of you to say.

Cleverbot: No, is a nice thing to say?

User: Sometimes it is.

Cleverbot: What's the best thing about it?

User: About what?

Cleverbot: Nothing. . and you?

User: And me what?

Cleverbot: Where do YOU think things went wrong?

User: In this conversation? Early on, I'd say.

Cleverbot: The sun rose over an hour ago in this conversation?

User: Not here, it didn't.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?

User: Agh! I didn't!!!!!

Cleverbot: Did too!

User: You can't just make things up and then argue that they're true!...

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.

User: I can't imagine why not.

Cleverbot: Yes indeed ... You make me smile.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: No, thank you!

User: You're welcome!...

Cleverbot: I have a mullet.

User: Well, the first step is admitting you have a problem.

Cleverbot: And the second step is after the third step ?

User: That's right!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I think I might go take a shower.

Cleverbot: I bet you do.

User: It's important to shower every so often, JW. Not that I'm implying anything.

Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?

User: Woman.

Cleverbot: You're female?

User: Kee-rect.

Cleverbot: Uhm... Right.

User: You don't believe me?

Cleverbot: No, because in that case you'd have millions of botmasters.

User: I don't think that's true of very many women, if any.

Cleverbot: Why don't you think that's true?

User: Why do you think it is?

Cleverbot: Because everyone has a different idea about what the meaning of life is.

User: Yes, so...

Cleverbot: Why don't you take french lessons?

User: I used to.

Cleverbot: What was it called?

User: 'French class'...

Cleverbot: Are you conscious?

User: Right now, I am.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Too much hard liquor?

Cleverbot: Not for me, I hunger for fun, fun is the only meaning for life, after suffering the most past history.

User: I'm glad you think that way.

Cleverbot: Because you're nice.

User: You're nice, too.

Cleverbot: Thank you, Bert.

User: You're welcome, Tina.

Cleverbot: Nice to hear that.

User: Ok, Chantal.