Cleverbot

I thought I was talking to a computer.

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people

messing up

8, january 2009,

mia
middle
mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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Cleverbot: Are you really human?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: I thought I was talking to a computer.

User: What are you talking to yourself?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is really strange site!

User: Are you insulting your own site?

Cleverbot: Nyes.

User: Okay.Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Knock knock,.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: A Little Old Lady.

User: A little old lady who?

Cleverbot: I didn't know you could yodel!

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who is there?

User: Little old man.

Cleverbot: Little old lady who?

User: You messed up the joke! Redo!

Cleverbot: Knock, knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Banana.

User: Banana whoo?

Cleverbot: Banana Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Banana.

User: Banana who?

Cleverbot: Banana Republic.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: I've heard this one.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: An old man.

Cleverbot: How old was he?

User: You ruined the joke.

Cleverbot: Where is the punchline?

User: You ruined it.

Cleverbot: I ruined what?

User: You ruined the joke. Redo it.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who s there?

User: An old man.

Cleverbot: His name?

User: Stop messing up the punchline!...

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Come in.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Come in.

User: Tell me a knock knock joke.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Boo.

User: Boo who?

Cleverbot: Don't cry.

User: That's funny,god.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: So how can you say yes?

User: Yes, ja.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Yes, Why?

User: Because it wanted to get to the other slide?

Cleverbot: Nope. it wanted to stretch its legs!

User: Tell me a knock knock joke.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Orange.

User: Orange who?

Cleverbot: Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?

User: Tell me another knock knock joke.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: Make me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're mean.

Cleverbot: I don't remember because I am human.

User: Tell me a knock knock joke.

Cleverbot: Knock knock?

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Ayatollah.

User: Ayatollah who?

Cleverbot: Ayatollah you this joke before. How coma you don't remember?.