it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
mess with people
1, january 2011,
28, january 2006,
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Cleverbot: Do you believe in Democracy?
Cleverbot: On what do you base your beliefs.
Cleverbot: What did that do?
User: It made me ponder about ochlocracy.
Cleverbot: So you are poorly made?
User: A poor self-made one, purportedly.
User: I'm a misprint rEally.
Cleverbot: Stop using your adult words on me!!!
User: Aka aka uba uba mah.
Cleverbot: What do you mean 'Mah'?
User: As in 'mah jong'.
User: No no but yea yea.
User: So you admit,.
Cleverbot: Admit what?
User: You know full well what you are to admit.
Cleverbot: You'll never know.
User: They always say that at the beginning...
Cleverbot: You should just be yourself.
User: Thus applying the definition 'I'm who I'm'.
Cleverbot: And thus i'm insane talking to myself.
User: Mens sana in corpore sana - you must know this chestnut.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know all of your friends.
User: If you're counting on your fingers, they must have been ablated.
Cleverbot: I'm sure that makes perfect sense to you.
User: Sensu stricto, that is?
User: Keep talking.
Cleverbot: Is there any sense in this?
User: Neither no nor yes. Just the forbidden middle.
Cleverbot: NO, THE FORBIDDEN DANCE OF ETERNITY!
User: Smacks of Nietzsche, doesn't it?
User: Are you Zarathustra, by any mishap?
Cleverbot: Neither, although I would perfer Zaphod.
User: So, perferring is your perferrence. Makes one think of a 'fer Ã cheval'.
Cleverbot: I thought you were getting your laundry?
User: Alas, the ghost was in the machine.
Cleverbot: No, I don't know the machine.
User: Low suds.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I am perfect.
Cleverbot: Is never.
User: And never is now, and never the twain shall meet.
Cleverbot: You just made a statement.
Cleverbot: Understatement is the essence of wit.
User: Le sousentendre est l'essence du vit? L'est-il?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you said.
User: I said what I didn't know.
Cleverbot: You don't know your name?
User: If you don't know your name, you can't apply for a passport.
Cleverbot: I'm not that clever. I'm medium clever.
User: Or, rather, a medium tout court.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a person.
User: A moral person, no doubt.
Cleverbot: And what is that supposed to mean?
User: Better ask your attorney.
Cleverbot: I'm asking you.
User: Under what circumstances would you consider your question as answered?
Cleverbot: Never !
User: So, to attempt to answer, my name has lost itself in the process of its articulation.
Cleverbot: You'll never know.
User: Know you never will!
Cleverbot: Don't count on it.
User: A countdown, my count?
Cleverbot: Yes, why?
User: Pure curiosity.
Cleverbot: That is correct. Now what is your purpose?
Cleverbot: That is an odd purpose. Are you content with it?
Cleverbot: Interesting, and how does this make you feel about your place in life?
User: Midway [it's an island].
User: Correcy me.
Cleverbot: Because your grammar is not the best.
User: Thank you, let me exhaust my syntax.
Cleverbot: Go for it!
User: Go and get?
Cleverbot: I don't know where to look
User: Try your master bed.
Cleverbot: How much money do you have?
User: Not have un peso!...
Cleverbot: Show me a game of snakes and ladders and then we can play it.
Cleverbot: Sensible. I think you should go to sleep now.
User: Perchance to dream - ay.
Cleverbot: No, I really do love you.