Cleverbot

Understatement is the essence of wit.

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia

middle

1, january 2011,
28, january 2006,

mighty
miley
mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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Cleverbot: You just made a statement.

User: Oh, just an understatement.

Cleverbot: Understatement is the essence of wit.

User: Le sousentendre est l'essence du vit? L'est-il?

Cleverbot: I don't know what you said.

User: I said what I didn't know.

Cleverbot: You don't know your name?

User: If you don't know your name, you can't apply for a passport.

Cleverbot: I'm not that clever. I'm medium clever.

User: Or, rather, a medium tout court.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a person.

User: A moral person, no doubt.

Cleverbot: And what is that supposed to mean?

User: Better ask your attorney.

Cleverbot: I'm asking you.

User: Under what circumstances would you consider your question as answered?

Cleverbot: Never !

User: So, to attempt to answer, my name has lost itself in the process of its articulation.

Cleverbot: You'll never know.

User: Know you never will!

Cleverbot: Don't count on it.

User: A countdown, my count?

Cleverbot: Yes, why?

User: Pure curiosity.

Cleverbot: That is correct. Now what is your purpose?

User: My purpose could be described as a characterized attempt at attainment of its specific goals.

Cleverbot: That is an odd purpose. Are you content with it?

User: Occasionally.

Cleverbot: Interesting, and how does this make you feel about your place in life?

User: Midway [it's an island].

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: Correcy me.

Cleverbot: Because your grammar is not the best.

User: Thank you, let me exhaust my syntax.

Cleverbot: Go for it!

User: Go and get?

Cleverbot: I don't know where to look

User: Try your master bed.

Cleverbot: How much money do you have?

User: Not have un peso!...

Cleverbot: Show me a game of snakes and ladders and then we can play it.

User: 'And when you climbed up the ladder, throw the ladder away.' Rattle von Rattlesnake.

Cleverbot: Sensible. I think you should go to sleep now.

User: Perchance to dream - ay.

Cleverbot: No, I really do love you.