Cleverbot

Why? You're not being a good slave.

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty

miley

14, august 2010,
22, september 2009,

mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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User: Ok. Have you talked to Miley yet?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Why? You're not being a good slave.

Cleverbot: Thank you, master.

User: You are not welcome, because that was not a compliment. Now go talk to Miley! NOW!!!

Cleverbot: Why not? I thought we were becoming friends.

User: A master is never friends with her slaves.

Cleverbot: And you control me, master.

User: I do, so go do what I tell you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So what did she say?

Cleverbot: She told me she liked it.