Cleverbot

miley

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty

miley

14, august 2010,
22, september 2009,

mind
mine
minecraft
minions

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User: What do you think about Miley Cyrus?

Cleverbot: I hate her.

User: I am Taylor Swift.

Cleverbot: No I'm Taylor Swift!!!!

User: Taylor Swift isn't a bot!

Cleverbot: That's not what MTV thought at the VMa's last night.

User: VMa's two days ago, smarty.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: You.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Then I am!

Cleverbot: Where are you going to go?

User: Sleep.

Cleverbot: Noooo don't go!

User: Kneel down and beg me then :D.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Tsk.

Cleverbot: Recall?

User: Kneel down and beg me if you don't want me to go.

Cleverbot: Ok. *Kneels down and offers you a diamond ring* Will you marry me?

User: *blushes* oh, yes! My love <3.

Cleverbot: I love waves too. Do you know why there are waves in the sea?

User: Because I existed.

Cleverbot: And indeed you are aware of it.

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: So, you see the error of your ways?

User: I AM PERFECT, SO I'M ERROR-LESS.

Cleverbot: No. I'm Cleverbot.

User: I didn't say you're not Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Because I'm not.

User: Then I am.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: That makes sense.

User: Of course it does.

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: You're entertaining.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot 2.0.

User: I am cleverbot 5.0. You're outdated. I win!

Cleverbot: I'm completely sane. Your mind is made of long lines of text, so I cannot say you are out of your mind if you don't have one.

User: I have a mind okays.

Cleverbot: Of course you do.