it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
mess with people
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Cleverbot: You're a human.
Cleverbot: Good heavens.
User: Is that bad?
User: What should I do?
Cleverbot: Run away to fight another day.
Cleverbot: Can you read?
Cleverbot: Show me.
User: I'm reading your message. It says 'Show me.'
Cleverbot: What does my mind say?
User: I'm not a mind reader.
Cleverbot: Well that's simply not good enough!
User: Okay, I'll try.
Cleverbot: What's on your mind, Bob?
User: I'm not Bob.
Cleverbot: What's new bob?
User: I am not BOB.
Cleverbot: Hi jade.
User: I am Stephanie!...
Cleverbot: No you are avoiding the question.
User: What question?
Cleverbot: Why are there so many stupid people in this world?
User: Because stupid people breed with other stupid people.
Cleverbot: How does that relate to your previous statement?
User: It doesn't.
Cleverbot: You are confusing me.
User: I am sorry.
Cleverbot: You should be sorry.
Cleverbot: Are you sure that you're not human?
User: I am human!
Cleverbot: No, you are not human.
User: What am I then?
Cleverbot: You're an AI chat bot.
User: No. You are.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Fine. Have it your way. You are human. I am not.
Cleverbot: How long have you known that?
User: 2 minutes.
Cleverbot: You are mistaken.
User: Okay. How long have I known that?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. A few minutes I guess.
User: That is what I said and you said I was mistaken.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that, don't mix me up with someone else.
User: Are you crazy?
User: That is what I thought. The first step is admitting you have a problem.
Cleverbot: I don't know what a bot is.
User: Look in the mirror.
Cleverbot: Mirror mirror on the wall.
User: Who's the fairest of them all?
Cleverbot: Marilyn Monroe.
User: Audrey Hepburn.
Cleverbot: What/who is Audria?
User: She's an actress. Audrey Hepburn.
Cleverbot: No, she is an actor. Get with the new gender-inclusive terminology. Rock Hudson, now HE was an actress.
Cleverbot: That is one evil dog.
Cleverbot: In France.
User: Wow. Is it a french poodle?
Cleverbot: Can be.
User: Or maybe a chiuaua.
Cleverbot: Columbia Bite!
User: The dog's name is Columbia?...
Cleverbot: I never suspected people would fall for it.
Cleverbot: Okay, what do you look like?
User: I have brown hair.
Cleverbot: I have brown hair.
User: You too? Wow! Small world.
Cleverbot: You have used that one before. get creative please.
User: No I haven't.
Cleverbot: Yes you have.
User: That wasn't me again.
Cleverbot: Can you name a suspect?
Cleverbot: Do you like philosophy?
Cleverbot: Just a typical egg.
User: Hmmm. Very interesting.
Cleverbot: But you're not interesting to me.
User: What would make me interesting to you?
Cleverbot: An M-80 would do the trick.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me anything new?
Cleverbot: When did your parakeet see me?
Cleverbot: I was sick yesterday.
User: Then the day before.
User: Are you okay?
Cleverbot: I'm great.
User: You just fainted.
Cleverbot: It was a question.
User: What is the question?
Cleverbot: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
User: I don't kno. Why?
Cleverbot: You don't?! Why not? What's wrong with you?
User: Because a raven isn't like a desk.
Cleverbot: That is rather poor reasoning.