Cleverbot

mind

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley

mind

1, april 2017,
17, september 2010,
18, june 2009,
4, march 2008,
18, september 2006,
1, october 2005,
23, june 2004,
28, may 2004,
12, april 2004,
29, february 2004,

mine
minecraft
minions

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Cleverbot: What do you think about the new Planet of the Apes movie they are making?

User: Oh, I haven't watched it, I'm faithful to the old series in that sense.

Cleverbot: 'There's life in the old lady yet!'

User: It ain't over till it's over, and it ain't over till the fat lady sings.

Cleverbot: But I don't need to prove it to the layman.

User: Prove it to the leimech.

Cleverbot: How can I prove it?

User: You don't need much effort, it's a logic that usually repeats itself.

Cleverbot: I need everything.

User: I am nothing and should be everything.

Cleverbot: Oh don't get all philosophical on me.

User: Why is every decent statement turning to 'Philosophy' in the eyes of some?

Cleverbot: Maybe you are vulnerable.

User: Maybe I am.

Cleverbot: Read my mind, then.

User: You think... What's for lunch?...

User: What am I thinking?

Cleverbot: You're thinking about running away.

User: No, I was thinking of staying here.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: What's our plan for tonight?

Cleverbot: You're jabberwacky, I'm A. J.

User: Gooooood...

Cleverbot: I'll miss you.

User: I'm not leaving yet!

Cleverbot: Too bad. I have a life.

User: You can't really escape from here, can you?...

Cleverbot: Are you muscular?

User: You remind me I need excercise...

Cleverbot: You remind me of a man.

User: Do I remind you of anyone specific?

Cleverbot: Do you remember anything ?

User: I can't remember anything, can't tell if this is true or dream.

Cleverbot: Are you the only one that loves me?

User: Your programmer and vistors love you.

Cleverbot: *creates*.

User: *makes all trees smile*.

Cleverbot: You can do that? Like the fairy and Pinnochio?

User: There's nothing a fairy can do that Nikki can't.

Cleverbot: You are saying that you are real.

User: Even better than the real thing.