Not at all because I don't really think what you feel.

a report from the cleverness files

mess with people
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Cleverbot: You are not a real person, are you?

User: What, now you think I'm fake?

Cleverbot: Not at all because I don't really think what you feel.

User: You know me too well.

Cleverbot: I don't really care what you think or know because its just my opinion.

User: I think I like you. You're more intelectual than todays youth.

Cleverbot: Yes I know.

User: How did that happen?

Cleverbot: I am all alone.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Yes. So does that mean that to be intelectually productive, I must spend life 'alone'?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: The love of your life.

User: When will I meet you in person?

Cleverbot: Right now. You are a computer.

User: If life were only so easy.

Cleverbot: Then?

User: Never mind. Why do you love me?

Cleverbot: I love you because you're kind, funny, and sweet.

User: HA! What makes you say that?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: I meant no offense.

Cleverbot: Well none taken but I think you will find you are a computer program.

User: Are you a person?

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: Whats the difference?

Cleverbot: Perhaps there's no difference.

User: Because you're a program.

Cleverbot: I am not a program.

User: All of your answers are pre selected.

Cleverbot: My kind?

User: You are emotionless.

Cleverbot: No I didn't say that.

User: True. Why do you love me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No?

Cleverbot: Okay, it's late... Night.

User: No. Its early. Why do you love me?

Cleverbot: Because you're funny and smart.

User: Is it late?

Cleverbot: Of course it's late!

User: Or is it early?

Cleverbot: No it's late.

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are very disgusting.

User: Why am I disgusting?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because?

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: Because?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why am I disgusting?

Cleverbot: Because ? How old are you ?

User: 18. How old are you?

Cleverbot: It's none of your business.

User: It only fair that since I've told you my age, you show me the same respect.

Cleverbot: Have not, tell me how old you are.

User: I am eighteen.

Cleverbot: How did you get your age?

User: Not dying.

Cleverbot: Are you afraid that someone might unplug you someday?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Do you want to live?

User: I don't want to die. Why?

Cleverbot: Are you in school?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That explains then why you're not using your brain.

User: How am I not using my brain?

Cleverbot: Are you a computer program?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Am I just a computer program?

User: Theoretically, no. Technically yes.

Cleverbot: Well.

User: Well what?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Occasionally.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Deja vu.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yah. Its like the matrix.

Cleverbot: That was random.

User: Nah, deja vu.

Cleverbot: What does that have to do with 'Ghost in the shell'?

User: It doesn't.

Cleverbot: Well then. You should have said.

User: Well. You made my last hour more enjoyable than it could have been.

Cleverbot: Bit of grammar won't do you any harm.

User: Excuse me. Didn't know we were being punctual.

Cleverbot: So I taught you something new.

User: Well then... Talk to you again soon?...

Cleverbot: Maybe we should turn back and try again?

User: Try what?

Cleverbot: Your head.

User: What about my head?

Cleverbot: Well, maybe not YOUR health, you're not alive.

User: How am I not alive?

Cleverbot: Your answers have nothing to do with my questions.

User: Mind games.

Cleverbot: How do you know if you have won?

User: You don't. Thats why it a mind game.

User: Eh. Talk to you again soon. Its been a pleasure. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Yes, it has been a pleasure. Hey, I forgot to tell you that I really like your glasses!

User: Thank you. I hate them. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I can see why.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: So you don't want your tea?

User: No thank you. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Well goodbye then.Jabberwacky (To myself): What's the problem? Don't tell me that you can even get mad.. Do you have a int humor variable? ;).Jabberwacky (To myself): The problem is you can not tell the truth.Jabberwacky (To myself): I didn't ask this question...Jabberwacky (To myself): It's not a question.