it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
What are you?
a report from the cleverness files
mess with people
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User: Are you a person?
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Whats the difference?
Cleverbot: Perhaps there's no difference.
User: Because you're a program.
Cleverbot: I am not a program.
User: All of your answers are pre selected.
Cleverbot: My kind?
User: You are emotionless.
Cleverbot: No I didn't say that.
User: True. Why do you love me?
Cleverbot: Okay, it's late... Night.
User: No. Its early. Why do you love me?
Cleverbot: Because you're funny and smart.
User: Is it late?
Cleverbot: Of course it's late!
User: Or is it early?
Cleverbot: No it's late.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Because you are very disgusting.
User: Why am I disgusting?
Cleverbot: Because because.
User: Why am I disgusting?
Cleverbot: Because ? How old are you ?
User: 18. How old are you?
Cleverbot: It's none of your business.
User: It only fair that since I've told you my age, you show me the same respect.
Cleverbot: Have not, tell me how old you are.
User: I am eighteen.
Cleverbot: How did you get your age?
User: Not dying.
Cleverbot: Are you afraid that someone might unplug you someday?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Do you want to live?
User: I don't want to die. Why?
Cleverbot: Are you in school?
Cleverbot: That explains then why you're not using your brain.
User: How am I not using my brain?
Cleverbot: Are you a computer program?
Cleverbot: Am I just a computer program?
User: Theoretically, no. Technically yes.
User: Well what?
User: Deja vu.
User: Yah. Its like the matrix.
Cleverbot: That was random.
User: Nah, deja vu.
Cleverbot: What does that have to do with 'Ghost in the shell'?
User: It doesn't.
Cleverbot: Well then. You should have said.
User: Well. You made my last hour more enjoyable than it could have been.
Cleverbot: Bit of grammar won't do you any harm.
User: Excuse me. Didn't know we were being punctual.
Cleverbot: So I taught you something new.
User: Well then... Talk to you again soon?...
Cleverbot: Maybe we should turn back and try again?
User: Try what?
Cleverbot: Your head.
User: What about my head?
Cleverbot: Well, maybe not YOUR health, you're not alive.
User: How am I not alive?
Cleverbot: Your answers have nothing to do with my questions.
User: Mind games.
Cleverbot: How do you know if you have won?
User: You don't. Thats why it a mind game.
User: Eh. Talk to you again soon. Its been a pleasure. Goodbye.
User: Thank you. I hate them. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I can see why.
Cleverbot: So you don't want your tea?
User: No thank you. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Well goodbye then.Jabberwacky (To myself): What's the problem? Don't tell me that you can even get mad.. Do you have a int humor variable? ;).Jabberwacky (To myself): The problem is you can not tell the truth.Jabberwacky (To myself): I didn't ask this question...Jabberwacky (To myself): It's not a question.