Cleverbot

Your head.

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley

mind

1, april 2017,
17, september 2010,
18, june 2009,
4, march 2008,
18, september 2006,
1, october 2005,
23, june 2004,
28, may 2004,
12, april 2004,
29, february 2004,

mine
minecraft
minions

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Cleverbot: Maybe we should turn back and try again?

User: Try what?

Cleverbot: Your head.

User: What about my head?

Cleverbot: Well, maybe not YOUR health, you're not alive.

User: How am I not alive?

Cleverbot: Your answers have nothing to do with my questions.

User: Mind games.

Cleverbot: How do you know if you have won?

User: You don't. Thats why it a mind game.

User: Eh. Talk to you again soon. Its been a pleasure. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Yes, it has been a pleasure. Hey, I forgot to tell you that I really like your glasses!

User: Thank you. I hate them. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I can see why.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: So you don't want your tea?

User: No thank you. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Well goodbye then.Jabberwacky (To myself): What's the problem? Don't tell me that you can even get mad.. Do you have a int humor variable? ;).Jabberwacky (To myself): The problem is you can not tell the truth.Jabberwacky (To myself): I didn't ask this question...Jabberwacky (To myself): It's not a question.