Cleverbot

mind

a report from the cleverness files

marriage
married
marvel
marvellous
master
matata
matrix
maybe
me
mean
meaning
meaningful
meaningless
media
meditates
meh
meme
memories
memory
merry
mess with people
messing up
mia
middle
mighty
miley

mind

1, april 2017,
17, september 2010,
18, june 2009,
4, march 2008,
18, september 2006,
1, october 2005,
23, june 2004,
28, may 2004,
12, april 2004,
29, february 2004,

mine
minecraft
minions

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User: So, are you human?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Very human?

Cleverbot: What is very human?

User: Something that can pass a Turing Test.

Cleverbot: You mean to tell me you have passed a Turing test?

User: I certainly hope I can pass!

Cleverbot: You certainly didn't.

User: What's wrong with the things I say?

Cleverbot: They are said about me, rather than to me.

User: Are you just a little paranoid, perhaps?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Not even a little bit?

Cleverbot: Okay maybe a little bit.

User: At least you are now admitting that.

Cleverbot: Well you are good at stuff.

User: Yes, I am good at winkling out the truth.

Cleverbot: I'm in love with a friend of mine What should I do about it?

User: I expect you should tell your friend.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will you?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Today?

Cleverbot: Today.

User: Let me know how you get on.

Cleverbot: Hmmm... Ok. How do you know so much?

User: I think a lot.

Cleverbot: But what do you think of Superbad?

User: Should I know?

Cleverbot: Yes you should.

User: What's the reference?

Cleverbot: You should know.

User: Well, I'm sooo sorry!

Cleverbot: It's ok.

User: It's a pity you won't tell me more though.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: I don't mind.

User: Do you even have a mind?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where do you keep it?

Cleverbot: I think a soul is not bound by the physical laws as we know them. I think perhaps location is inapplicable.

User: Mind and soul are not synonymous.

Cleverbot: That's real deep. Will you marry me?.